Be gentle. First ever attempt at 'shop/image comp.


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Cruel? Maybe. Genuine road sign from Scotland.

From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 678 entries (closed)

(sir_spicious2000 word made flesh. Assuming the word is 'sex-mong', Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)

that'd look cool with some proper alloys and some chassis lights, innit
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)

Bare right blud!
propa brixton an' ting innit!
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

wid'ting it's got it all a gwan
(the what now?)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)

Rude boy don't watch that
Cause if its arms out I'll run that
And if its on top you know I got that
Come through with a big baseball bat
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)

yes, quite.

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)

That tune's dry fam.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)

Thanks MTV, for pimping my cart

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

"Yo, you wanna do a fuck with a cart yo? Gotta cart here, treated wood, no splinters, you wanna do a cart? Come on man, only $50 yo"

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

Ugh, is that the british Tim Westwood pimp my ride?
He's a horrible little man.

The one thing that gave me a chuckle though was when he described himself as the Alan Partridge of Hip Hop. Because it's a perfect description.

So maybe it *is* all an act!
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)

send him to hollywood
or has he already tried and died?
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

Haha
Actually, he was in LA one time and got caught in some gunfire between a bunch of gangbangers and came back to do the Radio 1 Rap Show screaming:
"YOUR DAWG WESTWOOD BEEN CAUGHT UP IN A DRIVEBY DOWN IN COMPTON, SOME BOYS BEEN OUT TO GET ME!"

It's annoying because he's possibly the whitest a white person can be without being reclassified Albino.
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)

:D
what a big silly!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)

YO DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED MAIDENS, SO WE INSTALLED A BROTHEL, IN YO CART

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)

WIKKIIIIDD!

(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)

AND WE GAVE UP ALL YOUR LUGGAGE SPACE IN THE PROCESS
But lookit! Blinking lights everywhere!



another one
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)

X GONNA BRING IT TO YA!
Haha I love Xzibit :D
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

Haha!

( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)

We shall be gentle, for you have done this right
Well done :D
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)

disabled passenger, shirley?

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)

Indeed.
I just thought a man of Hawkings' status deserved to be driven as he ponders space/time stuffs.
(sir_spicious2000 word made flesh. Assuming the word is 'sex-mong', Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)

Woo
This pisses all over my first photoshop
( Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)

I hate to nag but . . .
that's a right nice pony !
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

I have to hand it to you

too tenuous

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

Elevenuous two . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)

You're an ass sometimes...

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)

Yes . . . I can be a real mule dear . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)

goddamn, if that was really hawking's horse he'd have totally put jetboosters on it
or black hole generators or something
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

*gently skullfucks*

There, I only do that to people I like

;)™
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)

Have his batteries run out?

( Mstandot, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)

You kids and your eufemismsisms!

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)

Hey Dude
Did you catch this yesterday?
Full of Beavis and Butthead goodness.
www.b3ta.com/links/Some_music_I_made_years_ago
( Mstandot, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

Hahaha aceness
:)
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)

quick! to the hawkingmobile!
this is good. i approve.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)

Cheers to you :o)
And all else.
More nervous about posting this than losing my virginity.
And this time, it was even my choice.
(sir_spicious2000 word made flesh. Assuming the word is 'sex-mong', Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)

pfff
don't be nervous, we are all lovely and fluffy here, honest!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

*stops mid-lube*
Damn, you've already lost it?

Call off the team guys, this one's been done
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

What an image in my mind
this conjures up
( Mstandot, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)

What, did you not get this when you started here?
They told me it was standard procedure!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)

There was no lube when I started.
Just pain and friction.
( Mstandot, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)

Ah, sometimes for the best....

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)

friction can be nice.
pain less so.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)

Does not one cause the other?

( Mstandot, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)

not if you're careful

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

I know a couple of people who'd disagree with you

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)

Please, do continue.
I feel it'd be rude to stop at this stage.
(sir_spicious2000 word made flesh. Assuming the word is 'sex-mong', Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)

*calls in the lads*

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)

hey!
save some lads for me, i need to.....umm....train them. yes, that's it, train them, that's what i need to do.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

Tidies house in preparation.
Always a good host, even when it's unspeakable violation night.

*Goes to bed after checking door locks*

Cheers everyone! :o)
(sir_spicious2000 word made flesh. Assuming the word is 'sex-mong', Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

*gets skeleton key*
So much easier when they're asleep...
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

arf!
i thought it was from somerset
( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)

Why is he fucking his Sister?

( Mstandot, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)

Honeymoon ?

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)

i dunno
just seems backward
( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)

Thread of jacks
i wish there were somewhere peeps without the skillorz or potatoshop could post great sauces of images then those who could can use them can fire up the Shop and have some fun - links doesn't seem the right home
( The Tig and me, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)

it's a nice idea, but i bet it wouldn't work
because the kind of pic that people would choose would be "inherently funny" pics, and you'd have to work hard to come up with a shop that was better than the original. it's funnier to take something ordinary and turn it awesome. unless you really were thinking of a place where you could post pictures of dremels and avocados
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)