My first attempt...


From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 678 entries (closed)

(redrewmac *Insert witty comment here*, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

*would*

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)

slippery when wet

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)

rough as guts when dry though.

( Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

welcome a/board

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)

I'd hope so! WOULD!!
Hello welcome to b3ta. Picture all present and correct.
grab a kitten join in conversation. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

Well come
yule ner ver leafs; pull up a kitten shop a cest of draws ballanced precariously on a kettle.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

Welcome

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

Mmmm
wet tart
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

i read that
as 'slow wet fart'

woo
(theniwokeup murder, suicide, 9/11 etc., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

So would!
...cracking arse!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)