stay away from that fat door,
'cos there's fatties through there....


( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)

HOLY CHRIST!
Is that Trapdoor? If it's not Trapdoor I'll eat my fucking hat.

EDIT : OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING TRAPDOOR NEVILLE YOU BUFFOON! LOOK AT THE CLUES! YOU'LL NEVER BECOME A HARDY BOY AT THIS RATE!
GO BACK TO MAKING WEBSITES YOU FOOL
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

"Hardy Boys...too easy...Nancy Drew...too hard..."
:D
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)

I've often thought about writing a book
A proper book, like. I'd really enjoy writing one in the style of the Hardy Boys

"'Oh, look over there', exclaimed Chad, intoxicated from the smell leaking from his anus. 'What is that horrific sight?'
Bill and Tom Hoardy followed Chad's fat, bloated finger which was pointing towards the horrific sight
'Why, that's Old Man Kentucky, pillaging and looting the chicken shed', barked Bill Hoardy, 'and if I'm not mistaken, he's indulging in a bit of merry hand-shandy while he's at it!'
'Let's end this pointless and futile endeavour right now, while we still can', pontificated Tom Hoardy.
And so they all drove off a cliff.
The End"
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)

Well, I couldn't put it down.
*offers 57,000-book/three year deal*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)

it's not bad
but you need to work on the characterisation.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)

yes

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)

you always make me laugh like an eijet

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)

:D

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)

are they rested in a pool of their own leaky shit?
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

who isn't?

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)

*puts hand up*
Although I'll remedy that shortly
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)

Hey, get your hand out of there
you didn't even ask!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)

damn right!
*wigglesquishes*
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)

Hahahah this is awesome :D

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)