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# HOLY CHRIST!
Is that Trapdoor? If it's not Trapdoor I'll eat my fucking hat.

EDIT : OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING TRAPDOOR NEVILLE YOU BUFFOON! LOOK AT THE CLUES! YOU'LL NEVER BECOME A HARDY BOY AT THIS RATE!
GO BACK TO MAKING WEBSITES YOU FOOL
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# "Hardy Boys...too easy...Nancy Drew...too hard..."
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I've often thought about writing a book
A proper book, like. I'd really enjoy writing one in the style of the Hardy Boys

"'Oh, look over there', exclaimed Chad, intoxicated from the smell leaking from his anus. 'What is that horrific sight?'
Bill and Tom Hoardy followed Chad's fat, bloated finger which was pointing towards the horrific sight
'Why, that's Old Man Kentucky, pillaging and looting the chicken shed', barked Bill Hoardy, 'and if I'm not mistaken, he's indulging in a bit of merry hand-shandy while he's at it!'
'Let's end this pointless and futile endeavour right now, while we still can', pontificated Tom Hoardy.
And so they all drove off a cliff.
The End"
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Well, I couldn't put it down.
*offers 57,000-book/three year deal*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# it's not bad
but you need to work on the characterisation.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# yes

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# you always make me laugh like an eijet

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)