I've often thought about writing a book
A proper book, like. I'd really enjoy writing one in the style of the Hardy Boys

"'Oh, look over there', exclaimed Chad, intoxicated from the smell leaking from his anus. 'What is that horrific sight?'
Bill and Tom Hoardy followed Chad's fat, bloated finger which was pointing towards the horrific sight
'Why, that's Old Man Kentucky, pillaging and looting the chicken shed', barked Bill Hoardy, 'and if I'm not mistaken, he's indulging in a bit of merry hand-shandy while he's at it!'
'Let's end this pointless and futile endeavour right now, while we still can', pontificated Tom Hoardy.
And so they all drove off a cliff.
The End"
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)

Well, I couldn't put it down.
*offers 57,000-book/three year deal*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)

it's not bad
but you need to work on the characterisation.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)