if AIDS enabled men to autofellate, it would be more popular than music.

( postbear is throbbing like å sock full of gråsshoppers, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 6:41, archived)

well the proper streches make it possible.
no body just has the willpower to do it.
(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia loves doctor dyslexia., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 6:43, archived)

supposedly
the removal of lower ribs does the trick.
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 6:44, archived)

that's how the tale of adam and eve was born.
then someone thought "shit! if we let guys suck their own dicks, they won't want women!" and then they took some drugged apples and saw talking snaxe and freaked out.
( postbear is throbbing like å sock full of gråsshoppers, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)

all snakes are talking.
but only when they see 2 naked people.

that's why, the solution was to cover their groans with a leaf
( My Ass Is On Fire can't wank all night long.., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 6:49, archived)

What really happened
was that Eve was around from the beginning, but Adam was too busy noshing himself to notice so - get this - god put MORE ribs in.
( DogHorse www.stablesound.co.uk, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 6:54, archived)

Hmmm.
MORE ribs? Sounds plausible.
( struthers thinks it's so funny how we don't talk anymore, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 7:09, archived)

don't you and i know it

( autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)