Possibly
the two most evil things on the planet working in league with each other.


Be afraid.

From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

(noodle_6491, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

Just a thought:
If you don't want a parking fine, don't park illegally.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

Or:
make sure there aren't any ducks nearby before exiting your car.
(noodle_6491, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

Or if there are:
run them over immediately.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

That might cause a red line.
That which is the traffic warden's most hated sight.
(noodle_6491, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

Run it over and don't park on top of it...

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

Actually, you're absolutely right.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)