Why a Duck?
A-heh!


From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

( tubaman, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

ris?

( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

viaduct sounds a bit like "Why a duck"

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

It's not really abusive though, is it?

( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

Well it shagged your mum.

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

Your mum shagged your mum.
Yeah, you heard me.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

my mum shagged your mum while she shagged his mum's mum.
and you video taped it all and now are all dirty on the inside
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

Not only on the inside...
Now on my hand too...
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

*licks*
*boke*


*laps up*
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

say it with a Jewish Roman accent
then search:
dirtyduck

(one of the best underground strips of the 1980s, now almost totally forgotten...)
( tubaman, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

!!
Jewish Roman Accent?

I cant even think where to go with this!
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

Life of Brian?
I don't know - too many single malts...
( tubaman, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)

I imagine your thinking of the
"Im Brian and so is my wife" bloke.
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

yeah, that
or Groucho Marx in some bad Roman Historical comedy film
( tubaman, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)

Would that be Mel Brooks'
History Of The World?

Ive seen that once, was funny but never watched it again

"Plumbing! PLUMBING! GETCHER PLUMBING HERE! THE LATEST INVENTION FROM ROME! FLUSH THE SHIT RIGHT OUTTA YOUR HOUSE!!"
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)

You mean... you were RAPED?!
Well... at first, yes.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)

Viaduct?
Aquaduct?
(Sciuridae with Paridae wants to do a poo at Paul's, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

abusive?

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

Prick.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

"If yours is a prick
then mine is a stab."
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)

Haha! Oh fuck!
You win this time, wisearse.
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)

best .song. lyric. ever.
infact the song is going on now

:)

MC Building Peaks - Orinoco FL
EDIT: "Then I'll teach you a lesson,
With my smith an weston,
school is in session,
I'll answer your questions.
"Will you be my dad Peaks I'm your biggest fan?"
To tell you the truth kid I probably am."

rapped by the whitest sounding brit.. lol.. marvelous
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)

Hang on, let me upload you the best song EVER. PERIOD.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/audio/?/mp3/732806339e2ae24e8d3a5677e952cd7a_cuntpuncheryesidohaveagun.mp3
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9bQFG-GBYs&feature=related
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)

Dear Tom Sellick,
The link you provided (see above) is rather dapper. I laughed and I cried.

Yours sincerely, Tom Sellick.
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

can you dig it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJggw8qoT6Q&feature=related
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

No, as it is dense mineral deposit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)

applauds.
GRABLAARG DAB RAGGA BAD BADDIE ROOOAAAAOAOW
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

To get to the other side . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

Link borked
goes to cr3ation, not b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/whyaduck.jpg

And...it's still a bit small to figure out? Prob me being dim tho
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

works for me on refresh
or is it just somehow in my loaded images?

Dirty Duck - the most abusive cartoon duck ever...
www.toonopedia.com/dirtyduk.htm
( tubaman, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

Right you are !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)