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[challenge entry] Run!

'ning all!

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(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
'ning all!
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ningaling

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Good morrow squire!
how be thee?
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# n to the izzing

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# w to the ha?
Terribly sorry old chap but I don't speak ghetto...

*dusts top hat*
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# i've got the lingua phone tapes if you wanna borrow
(actually that's a brilliant idea, get me linguaphone's boss)
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Liguaphone - Street Edition...
*fires up GIMP*
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# make it happen son

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# hurrah and huzzah for that cat's face.
edit:

Fade the sign a tiny bit more and add a 'funny' caption and see how long it takes Icanhascheezburger.com to notice...
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Two people from a town near me raped a duck each.
Not sure how, but they were arrested.
The ducks died.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# :(

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Well,
it would have been sick to share one.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Hahahah
woo to your pic, anyway.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# that's sick... I remember some kid back at my secondary school got suspended to throwing a brick at a duck, thereby killing it....The wanker...

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# down with this sort of thing

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# someone got jailled here for shagging a few rabbits, then killing them
mutilating them
and shagging them again.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Oh come on, if you're gonna do that at least find a human victim and have a little dignity...

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I presume he liked rabbits.
www.theregister.co.uk/2005/08/12/australia_rabbit_arrests/
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Shitting crikey!

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# They punch
sheep to death round here.
When not molesting them; to think people worry about the genetics in Norfolk.
Good pic tho'
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# "Do they call me Pete the house builder? No."
"But you shag ONE duck ..."
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# There was a chap I used to work with called Derek Turngate.
Derek was caught with his trousers down hanging out the back end of a pig. The pig had a porno mag and a bottle of Vosene on its back.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Hahah, the Vosene makes that.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Vosene!
Hahahaha!

At least the pig had silky soft and flake free hair!
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Derek seems like a nice guy.
Yeah, he raped a pig, but at least he gave it a bath afterwards. Not many people would be that considerate to an animal they just raped.

I know I'm not.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
outstanding!
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# clearly does not want

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Duck rape!
Hahahaha!

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Best sign EVAH!

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Surprise buttsecks?
:D
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaha great!

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ahahahaha!
that's my new desktop right there
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Lmao, duck rape x)

(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# A CAT IS FINE TOO
Apparently this duck thinks a cat is fine too.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)