I'm sorry, I am so so sorry.


From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)

nicely!
'hey little boy, get in my car and I'll give you some bread'
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

hahahaha

(John Leslie, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

For spelling "Codify" wrong?
Or is that for comic effect?

Oh, and hahaha. I can't believe I haven't seen this done before, although I wasn't hanging around the dayshift today.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)

Stop going on about the "dayshift"
b3ta is 24/7. 365.

Although it get freaky after midnight!
( Mstandot, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)

fyi
asap
7/11
gtfo
(John Leslie, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)

PINKY CRU

( mofaha, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

Exqueeze me?

( Mstandot, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

*wips out the mules*
You gonna step on my trainers, essay?
( hanke, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

Stick around, you'll see...

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)

Hahaha, you're getting a persecution complex!

I'm just jealous, because I actually have to work for a living and I can't spend all day twatting about on the internet like the rest of you workshy work-shirkers.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)

Hehe.
If my place backtrack the computers I am so fired!!!
( Mstandot, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)

I'd agree with you if I wasn't likely to be working from home for much of the next month

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)

Can you please hide my last comment. ^
Thank you.
( Mstandot, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

I'm telling IT on you

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

Arrrgh no!
Seriously don't

Please
( Mstandot, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

Oh don't worry, I haven't even worked out where they live yet.
One of them appeared to look at one of our computers today, they're mysterious creatures.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)

Maybe you should work your bollocks off
and make enough money to not have to work ever again.

It is more fun than bitching and moaning....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

Like Pasanonic?
Hang on' he's always bitching and moaning.

There's a flaw in your plan.
( Mstandot, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

OK, maybe he is the exception that proves the rule :)
I am happy enough though :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

Hahahahahaha
Oh I hope he arrives soon.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

Nah, it's thursday night.
He'll be lurking, right enough, but he won't show his face. He wouldn't want to contradict his frequent assertions that he doesn't come on here from Wednesday to Saturday.

Mark my words, he'll be lurking and making notes.

edit: boy, do I look like a fucking idiot now.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

That was uncanny

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

I am Pasanonic's spare account.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

So he can say what he likes without ruining the 'cunt' image?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

*points*
*laughs*
We won't hold it against you. No really.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

I just got in.
Hello.

I've been working then drinking.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

Arfness!

( Mstandot, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)

The BBC should have just the intro to the tv series
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iUMWy4hqAg

much better, and it hasn't been touched by Damon Albarn
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)

you said that doqwn thereewwq

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

I know
but it farrrrrrrrrrrrr
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down there V
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)

I like Jamie Hewletts style
But it has been raped by Damon and the BBC
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

Jamie Hewlett raped himself in th arse with the Tank Girl moveiw
Discuss
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)

the film was utter shit
end

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)

pfft
top of the bill!
( MrA, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)

So you should be

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)

Drugs are bad.

cfb
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)

drugs wee themselves

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

Only when you havn't got any
Drought on :(
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

He obviously doesn't give a fuck about his poor mother
compo it!
( hanke, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

I have
I'm spamming it so you can all see how talented I really am :P
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)