More quick quackies of ducks and duckies


From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

(the_whore_of_mensa You like it so much, I make it a part of you!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

I dont know who you are
So?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)

So?
I don't know who I am.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

Sew!

( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

So?
Hello everybody!

Sorry I've not been around today but if any of you have been complete arses and I missed it please feel free to gaz me and I'll call you a cunt. I'd hate for anyone to feel left out.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

Please feel free to call me all the names under the sun,
just give me a minute to get strapped onto the bench first...
( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

Bench?
I've had a special chair made for the likes of you.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

*glees*

( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Shut up you fuckwit! ;D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

Hey, if you are going to
take the field in the battle of wits I'd suggest you find the quartermaster and get yourself a little better armoured ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

Gaz me if there are any good responses
because I'll have missed them as well. I work for a living, unlike the rest of these cunts.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

I've been to measure
up a job at the airport with a view to giving them a price. I was ever so pleased with the amount of effort it took ( I was there until at least dinner ) that I treated myself to a pint when I got home. I've just got in. I might be anywhere from tiddly to fucking hammered.

edit:/ those cunts, we have a special word for them round here, the spongers who never work and surface in the afternoon to spend the kids allowance in the pub. The are "The blanket shufflers" :)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

Ah yes, I remember you talking about that.
Well, I remember you talking. The words "airport" and "work" were involved. Fuck knows if they were connected. The main thing is, I remember you talking about something. It was after I flew to Birmingham.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

Ah yes. Well
I did some work at Manchester and they wanted the same at Birmingham but British Airways World cargo have had a rebrand and are Worldwide freight or something now so the Birmingham job has been put back. but now Manchester want their upstairs offices re-partitioning so I guess I'll do it, will keep me in beer for a week or two ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)

WiL, were you the one who made that girrafe picture with the stuffed animal head?

( hanke, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)

maybe...
www.b3ta.com/board/8366325
( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

Hahaha loverly! I don't think I did an owl.
You should know tho, didn't you send me a gaz that it was originally your idea?

*edit* Hanke, ask this guy/gal/other to show his/her/it's toyheads ^
( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

something like that
but i wasn't accusing you of intellectual property theft or anything ;)
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

Ooh no, that's not what I meant to say,
sorry, I've had a couple of cans and my intellectual abilities get a tad fuddled sometimes, I was thinking you'd know for Hanke if I'd done the Giraffe as opposed to you.

Or something or nothing.

I'm sorry, I've had a lolly...

*edit* anyhoo, show more toyheads, I may have stopped my obsession with them, but like LOLcats, I still have an itch to see more!
( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

i think i only did 3, i progressed to full body toy replacements
you have already out-toyheaded me!
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

Oh bugger...
Well, I love the owl! Thas lully! :D
( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

Thank you

( hanke, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

You're welcome!

( WiL laser raped the cat, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)