Excuse me?
When's the next train to Croydon?
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Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 9:31,
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Next time a ticket inspector asks to see your ticket
Don't show him, and apologise for any inconvenience caused.
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A Vagabond has docked the halls of boughs with holly, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 9:33,
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