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(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

^ WTD is that about?

*Also, WTF is this about? www.sysadminday.com has the world gone mad!

WTD = What The Duck

( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

SYSADMINS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

LIES

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

BOLLOCKS!! THEY ARE PEOPLE AT ONE WITH THEIR MACHINES

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

they should be at one with other people.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

NOT WHEN OTHER PEOPLE MAKE LIFE DIFFICULT, BREAK THINGS AND ARE GENERALLY RETARDED!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

We only break things to keep sysadmins in employment.

* Our bosses tell us to do it because they feel sorry for them.
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

They are sooo not

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

THEY ARE AND THE LINUX ONES ARE SOOOOO SEXY!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

I like their black jeans and black teeshirts with 'funny' logos and phrases on the front
They turn me on
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

and the way they always talk about monty python
uh, uh uhhhhh
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

hooho yes
The quotes from the parrot sketch are always a winner
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

Ni ni ni ni
Shrubbery lol!
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

THIS LAPTOP HAS CEASED TO BE!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

Oooh!
That joke should move towards the light
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

JESUS SAVES!
The rest of you take damage
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

* Fwaps over cartoon penguin

"Your not wrong!"
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

Sysadmin day???
I feel no different, i spent 2 hours already supposedly being appreciated and not even a tingling sensation! I mean whats all that about!
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

Oh wait!
I feel a slight tingle in the swonnicles! By god its working!
I think it might be psychosomatic though.
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

Can anyone else see the scary face/skull/head?

:)
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

Man in rack!
He looks like a scary person
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

nonono!
His hair makes the left eye socket of the head!
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

Yeah if i squint a bit
Not too difficult to do on a friday morning
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

They may be ducks.....but......
the soldiers are still GOOSE stepping!

the cunts!
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)