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From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

DCUK's actually exist.
100% not a lie

www.theduckcompany.co.uk/antique_finish.htm
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

Fcuk
'em :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

Yeah, we have one of those in our house. :p

( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

buggy sez...

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

this is basically what pigeons are like

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

Rats
with wings...and things!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

...Buggy continues...

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

just kidding...i'll get rid of this rude pigeon...

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

pigeons can't talk.
and if they could talk they wouldn't speak English, as it's more difficult to learn than other languages.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

They
can speak pigeon-english, silly.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

pidgin?
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

^This^
*Wants some pid gin*
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

You askin'?

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

yes, on behalf of her majesty's government
here's a form, this needs to be filled in triplicate.

if you do not speak triplicate a translator will be provided at great expense (and the daily mail will be notified)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

Then
I'm Pidgin' :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

you'll know it, when a pigeon tells you to fuck off
it usually follows you not giving it your bag of chips

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

oh...he's just jealous of the duck compo...
...that's all!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

Whereas Seagulls are angry permanently.

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

seagulls going around with knives and guns
it'll lead to chaos, man
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)