'nings all

thanks to trickswithhats.org for the source
apologies to Sheep for shoddiness

From the Hats challenge. See all 506 entries (closed)

( Bryan Damage, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

hahahah
i can juggle, but i also have a shelf.
i prefer the shelf as I am able to keep my stuff off the ground without looking like a cunt
(John Leslie, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)

That's a pretty deep analogy.

( Mstandot, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)

?
shelf?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)

wood, flat, stuck to a wall
you know, shelf
(John Leslie, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)

I'm so fucking confudsed

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)

take your pick
or something
(John Leslie, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)

shelf
a place to place things
no shelf - no where to put things = juggerlingering
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)

fuck, I should lie down for a bit
it just now clicked

fucking cunting micto
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)

have you tried turning it off and back on again
?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)

hahaha
give me, a keg, of beer.
(John Leslie, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)

i'd get a refund from ikea if i were you.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)

if you were me, you'd nver have set foot in that poor excuse for a shop in the first place :)

(John Leslie, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)

still having troubles with them are we?

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)

not me squire
my mission of hate is against B&Q
(John Leslie, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)

now you're talking, although that said, my kitchen worked out just fine.
i do recall you having a minor spat with ikea a few months back.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)

ah yes
that was, however, a catalogue order on instruction from her indoors. I hadn't gone in an actual shop
(John Leslie, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)

this is fucking amazing
and shouldn't be FP'ed.

edit: HE IS KUNG LOW.
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)

jinxing cunt

(John Leslie, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)

MR MIME, MR MIME.


( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)

ahhhh fuck mon!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)

ooh, ta :)
I'd google Kung Low if I wasn't so hot/lazy.

Who is he?
( Bryan Damage, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)

it's a chicken dish

(John Leslie, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)

mortal kombat man
with razor blade top hat.
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)

like Odd Job then?

( Bryan Damage, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)

basically, except thinner, and with less pixels.

( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)

kung lau

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)

Nicely

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)

nice one.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)

'tis good.
In fact have a woo yay.
( Mstandot, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)

hurrah. cut-price sheep
it'll do till he comes back, certainly
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)

hahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)

well there is a recession you know
we have to make do sometimes
( Bryan Damage, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)

ee, it were 'ard durin' credit crunch, son
times were, neither sheep, butters nor monty 'ad bin seen round b3ta fer months..
we 'ad t'resort t'makin' us own entertainments
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)

hahahahaha
'you were luckeh! sum of oos couldn't even launch ower browsers, n' 'ad to pretend we wuh on't t'internet wi' bit o' paper an' strrring!'
(John Leslie, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)

Bestest of all hat tricks !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)