I once tried to chat up a girl whose surname was McVitie
I made amusing allusions to biscuits and then discovered she was actually the McVitie biscuit heiress.

Suffice to say, what I did with the hobnob was a novel experience for her, but she didn't press charges.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

You should have married her, inherited the business
and provided free biscuits to b3ta.

You selfish sod.
( Zak McFlimby, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

I'm not sure she'd have accepted my proposal
what with the biscuit-based raping and that.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)

Jammy fingers?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)