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# If smaller was unreable, make a thumbnail and link to the bigger
This^ will just get you raped


(I helped save b3ta! Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# there's fuck all wrong with it

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# It's not worth a raping,
but it's a little over filesize, and it's a bit big on the screen.

A click for bigger would have worked nicely.

A kind word in the ear is the best way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# oh for fuck sake take yer boots off

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Look, I'm playing nice as the FAQ itself recommends
There's not 'fuck all wrong with it', but it's not worth getting bitchy about either.
Just a pleasant and friendly word that it's preffered if it's a little smaller and preffereably under the filesize is all that was needed.

Some of us here are on a capped amount of bandwith and every little bit helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# you are, yes, but Evilscary seems to be venting a bit
chillax or I'll write a goodbye letter to the internet
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# show me where in the faq it says about Image dimensions

then go tell that fucknut Dr.Dyslexia about it :)xxx
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# there is
As far as pixel size goes there is no real limit, but you will rarely need to make your image larger than 400 pixels wide. To be put on the frontpage, your image needs to be no wider than 280 pixels.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# you know what to do!!!

GO GO GO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# oh! doc dys!
I'll tell her (him) later
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# doen't that mean
that it's alright in the rare occasion you need to post an image larger than 400px, say of a modified screenshot?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Heh.
Well it's mainly common sense that it'd be nice if it fits on an 800x600 screen (I think it may just about as it is now, but it's fairly close).

Dyslexia gets away with it for being persistant, it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# dyslexia gets away with it because he mainly posts in the gayshift.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa Shrek baby is "off limits", apparently...., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Ah yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# thank fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# a much more civilised time of day, where a 769 pixel wide picture doesn't cause half the board to have a sudden rectal prolapse.

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] what is this 800x600 screen?
the 90's?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ^ haha

comp it...it's a Recession
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# BAM!! DONE! :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Heh.
It's not me, no. However, I am a web developer and I'm still astonished to see how many people are viewing the web on 800x600 res.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# This is true

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa Shrek baby is "off limits", apparently...., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *shrug*
I can't help if people are thickos!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Thanks bud...
I don't know how to do that, otherwise I WOULD. Can a mod help out here?
(Michelle Obama's Stalker Is using Fairy liquid instead of washing powder on, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# you're using b3ta hosting, if you want to force a click for big
you can click a little box when you upload.

you could re upload and then cut and paste the codez

EDIT: oh yeah, Prodge is right there's nothing actually wrong with it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# ^What he said^

(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# cfb would make it unreadable without clicking
not worth it.

you could lose a 1/4 off the right without spoiling the picture though..
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop falafelly versatile, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# true that

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# there is absolutely nothing wrong with you post.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# crop a couple of inches off the right
and you be sub 50k and the nazis would have to leave you alone.

Although, I agree there's nowt wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# there's fuck all wrong with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ^this. Well said Prod

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# a 57 Kb image is hardly work a 42 Kb fail image
I'd post a fail but I'm scared of wasting bandwidth
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# WASTE MY BANDWIDTH, MOTHERHUGGER.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# happy b3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop falafelly versatile, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# THANK YOU, BLOOP :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Oh and Mila wishes you a happy b3taday too

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop falafelly versatile, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# *crosses legs*
I LOVE YOU, MILA :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# BAPPY HEATER-DAY
MR LOUD :D
(I helped save b3ta! petehix Update your profile, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# THIS ISN'T LOUD, THIS IS PASSIONATE!
Thaaanks:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# :D
Needs moar passion! Fruit Actor!
(I helped save b3ta! petehix Update your profile, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# read the fucking FAQ yourself boyo
How big can my image be?
As far as pixel size goes there is no real limit, but you will rarely need to make your image larger than 400 pixels wide. To be put on the frontpage, your image needs to be no wider than 280 pixels.

For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB and an animation should preferably be under 200KB, but anything up to 250 KB is acceptable. Please do your best to keep filesizes as small as you can, because not everybody has access to broadband. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image.

If you really can't bear to make your image or animation smaller, a good idea would be to make a smaller version for posting on the board and you can link to the full glory of the huge version for those with a fast connection. You can use this code to do that:
(DefyingDarwin (formerly Wordbomb), Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# whats
10kb between friends
(DefyingDarwin (formerly Wordbomb), Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# there difference between a nazigasm and wooyay?

(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# alright alright we dont need to have another flounce

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# We don't NEED another flounce
but they're usually quite amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahahahaha I've arrived just in time.

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# It's my day off.
Why is it pissing with rain? It's not fair. Now I have to spend all day slagging people off on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Isn't that every week at the moment?

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# It appears so :(

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# You're not going to get any flouncing from me I'm afraid
I really don't care what people who I'll probably never meet 99% of say about me or my comments.
(I helped save b3ta! Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Just as well
because we all think you're a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# calm down

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# There's a lot of
Animal-fondling slap sample wipering going on today.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# true!

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)