I can't be alone in getting emails like this informing me I have friends waiting to be accepted
despite the fact I closed my account?
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

I get them and I've never had an account

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Hahahahahaa
Priceless, well that sums up the state of the internet
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

Something tells me those are not genuine emails.

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

I keep getting e-mails from banks, asking me to update my account
despite the fact that I've never had an account with them in my life.

Come on, phishers, try harder!
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

I get that all the time

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)