I keep getting e-mails from banks, asking me to update my account
despite the fact that I've never had an account with them in my life.

Come on, phishers, try harder!
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

I get that all the time

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)