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( Ninj, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

ARF!

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

pffft

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

LEGO FTW
Best of all the toys. FACT
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

it is the second greatest thing in history
just behind boobs
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

LEGO boobs
:O
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

6 nipples
but only one of me
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

Not when swallowed.
I once dreamed I swallowed a whole crate of it and had to stay awake while doctors cut me open.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

Well, at least the could rebuild you!
/coat
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

They have the technology.
And the one-blob slopey bricks there's never enough of.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

were you scared
I bet you were bricking it
/hat
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

Even shat a brick.
..
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

Hahahaha!
Fucking awesome, *click*
( petehix Board Sig:, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

Damn your talent!
TJ: Shiiiiiiiit they're turning the Large Hadron Collider on in 11 hours!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

Exciting, eh.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

I'm of the opinion that,
if something does go wrong, it'll happen so fast we won't know about it.

The mrs is a bit worried though, poor dear!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

Aw! Everything'll be fine - unless they don't find the Higg Boson, in which case WTF.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

Then they'll just use the particle beam to shoot coffee cups
it's what i'd do
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

You'd have to create some anti-coffee cups first.
QUICKLY, FIRE UP THE LINEAR COLLIDER.
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)

i imagine they will at some point for fun, scientists do weird stuff for fun
god bless scientists
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

Well,
it is tought that if a black hole were to appear it may take years to get to any dangerous size, or it will just dissipate due to Hawkin Radiation.
( Aenesis, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

Hawkman Radiation?

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)

Hawking Radiation
named after Stephen Hawking.
( Aenesis, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

did you not hear? its only UNLIKELY to destroy the universe
as probability goes it'll probably be fine
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

It's 1 in 100,000 chance of a problem.
CERN have been running colliders for years, so I think it's in pretty safe hands.
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

yeah, i'd love it if they turned it on and they didn't get to find the little particles
that would be very amusing for me
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

Well, it wont be a dead loss if they can't find the Higgs Boson because colliding with energies as high as they are they're bound to create some new exotic particles.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

Do exotic particles smell of Guavas and Passionfruit?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

I was trying to think of a Tachyon related pun.
BUT I FUCKING HATE PUNS.
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

particle physics gives me a hadron

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)

hahahahaha

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

it's true
puns are a bit tachy.
(Lord of the Beans, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

don't forget the rest of the zeros son

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

Here, have this: 007.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

Also, cosmic rays are hitting the earth all the time, with no problems
(I don't know if the energies are comparable, though).
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)

...
if anyone is seriously worried about it, there's about the same probability, of creating a large enough black hole, as there is of your pens suddenly tunneling through your desk.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

is that quantum tunneling?

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

yeah. The probablities are comparable.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

Interestingly, some enzymes quantum tunnel.
Oh, wait, I should have said "interesting to me"...
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

heaps of things do...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

Well, it's probably all less cool than I think it is.
It's just an example of how active sites are quite finely tuned to take advantage of chemistry (and, physics)
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

I think it's cool don't worry
Actually just now is the first time I've heard of a biological example.

I think I'm spoiled by too long in experimental physics. 6 months is too long folks :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

no that is interesting
enzymes are the things like renin that are used in digestion amongst other stuff, right?
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)

I don't want to alarm anyone
but I don't recall that hole with a pen through it being on my desk
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

The black holes it creates will me microscopic and'll evaporate immediately.
SORRY, AM I TAKING THE FUN OUT OF THIS?
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)

not immediately
and i said large enough black hole. I'm not even sure there's the energy for any serious problems
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)

Just wait for the SLHC.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

nah I think its going to have to wait untill the
FHHC
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

Wuh?

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

fucking huge hadron colider :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

Oh you fuck. I even Googled that on the offchance I missed a proposed collider.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

They have proposed two bigger colliders in ten years!

( Aenesis, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

yeah, there's going to be a reality tv show
"TWO HUGE COLLIDERS BATTLE TO WIN ONE TINY HOUSE"
"THEY ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!"

etc..

it was funnier in my head*

*it wasn't
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)

*wins*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

*crowbar at the ready*

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

Got a spare HEV suit?

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

yeah, but it's got a hole in it, it smells a little bit, and the battery life has been a bit drained...

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

Better get the 'FAQ noob' image ready then

( The Great Architect, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

haha
FUCKING SCIENTISTS, READ THE FAQ OF LIFE - NO WORLD DESTROYING MICROBLACKHOLES
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

It's too big!

( The Great Architect, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)

like this?


quick (well slow tbh) and dirty
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)

I'm really excited about this event.
The largest and one of the most important experiments in human history.
( Aenesis, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

thats the attidue :)
Skience wins all. Take THAT fictitious gods!
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)

I had this argument at the weekend with the girlfriend.
My argument: This is pure science and nothing to do with religion.

Her argument: But god does exist he created everything.

This carried on for a while and I got called ignorant because of my non belief in her ficticious deity and pure belief in SCIENCE!
( Aenesis, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

whats a hardon collinder?

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

heh

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

hahahaha

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)

hehe

If this is the end of the world..you can all kiss my arse b3ta :D xxx
( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

some sort of budget cock armour

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

hahah! brilliant!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

:D

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

Hahaha
Good stuff!
( Barbarossa is wearing a sparkly bikini on, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

:D

( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)

hehehe

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)