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# GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
WELCOME TO COCKWEASLE'S CASINO!!!

Our featured game this evening is

"Danny DeVito's Wanking Wheel"

round and round the spinny thing goes but who he wanks at no one knows.........

press escape to stop Devito's wanking wheel .....

If devito has some one in front of him, YOU WIN
If there is a blank in front of him, YOU LOSE :(




For a closer look at the game board, click here....

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46933/1201318904/DSC00064.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:07, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
LOOK AT MY egg

Wow, Danny really does like the egg guy. The spinny thing stopped on him 3 times now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:08, archived)
# MOFAHA I HAVE A BEEF.
WHY WERE YOUR ZOMBIE ROBOTS FROM SPACE RATHER THAN, SAY, THE MOON?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan I'm your dad, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Actually
I meant to change it but just forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:15, archived)
# How awesome was Radiohead?
Srsly. Tell me everyyyything! Goss goss goss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Srsly v gd. They're a fantastic live band.
One of the worst venues I've ever been to though. And a lot of very drunk people. How on earth do people manage to get fucked up on Budweiser?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# did you notice the babby chicken?

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:19, archived)
# Yes I did
and I nearly choked when I saw John Allen. It still cracks me up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:22, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:31, archived)
# DEVITO NEVER STOPS WANKING.
 
I'm glad I came here, debugging is doing my fucking head in.
Particularly since my server is doing something WACKY and giving me the same error no matter what I do to the file, including deleting it altogether.
FUCK YOU, COMPUTER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:08, archived)
# IT MAY POSSIBLY BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH MIRRORS BUT I NEED A SMOKE.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:09, archived)
# We just got back from seeing Radiohead.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:10, archived)
# that sounds like a lot more fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:11, archived)
# I would like to see radiohead sometime.
I'd stand in the front row and whenever he sang about anything sad I'd yell out "IT'S OK, THOM, DON'T GET UPSET" or "DON'T LET IT GET YOU DOWN, THOM".

I'd like to say that you've inspired me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan I'm your dad, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Kk kept nagging me to shout "I LOVE YOU THOM"
the whole damn time
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:16, archived)
# hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:17, archived)
# ALSO:
OH MY DEAR FRIENDS I GROW WEARY OF OUR MEMES I CRAVE NEW MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:18, archived)
# NEW MEMES? SORRY, THE INTERNET IS FULL, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL IT'S EMPTIED.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:21, archived)
# OK
I typed "durn" into google images and got this:

www.orb.ru/region/appendix/9may/alexandrovsky/Image/durn.jpg

That's the best I can do at work, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan I'm your dad, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:21, archived)
# Durn.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:22, archived)
# She's grim, I'll grant you that.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:22, archived)
# I THINK HER SISTER GETS MY BUS HOME SOMETIMES EXCEPT SHE HAS UGLY GLASSES TOO

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Durn.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)
# WHICH IS TO SAY, TEXTURED VEGETABLE PROTEIN OF THE IMAGINATION

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Truly.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# DEAD NUNS WITH PINWHEELS

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# did you blow butterfly kisses at thom yorke?
did you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear VERGA FANTASMAL!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:29, archived)
# is that not a Radiohead song?

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:12, archived)
# UP THE STAIRS, MISTER
EAT Y'SELF FITTER
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:20, archived)
# EAT EACH OTHER
EAT Y'SELF FITTER
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:33, archived)
# debugging
is not fun

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant is finally free, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:20, archived)
# GOOD NING.
 
particularly when it's on a voluntary basis.
Fucking hell, fix one thing, another thing fucking breaks..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# ADBLOCK FOR ALL.
TOTALLY ADBLOCKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan I'm your dad, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:13, archived)
# how nice.

(captain freedom kicking ass, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:15, archived)
# this should be an american game show.

(captain freedom kicking ass, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# I know. the winner gets to masturbate danny devito.
You can host it if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:47, archived)
# LOOK AT MY EGG.
I couldn't sleep, so I'll just pull an all nighter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:17, archived)
# I've not had look at my egg yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:20, archived)
# Dude, look at your egg.
What's your recommended 6am music playlist?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:21, archived)
# HARD CORE GABBA
PARTY LIKE IT'S 1996
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)
# KEEP THOSE MOTHERFUCKING HARDCORE BASSES PUMPING

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:38, archived)
# IT'S NEARLY 7AM. I CAN'T PUMP BASSES RIGHT NOW. MY HEADPHONES ARE CHARGING.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:39, archived)
# I usually listen to audio books at this time
unless I'm drunk. then i'll stick on some filth
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:41, archived)
# I'm listening to Thunderdome 6 right now.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan I'm your dad, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:43, archived)
# ºvº

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:22, archived)
# OPTION: HITLER WAS SELECTED.
haha, this is great! i could play for days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear VERGA FANTASMAL!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)