hey everbody! i made a flash game!


per rob's entreaty on the front page, i made a flash game in hopes of winning £5k. vote for my entry, please - click here to see my effort!

From the Recession challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)

I keep forgetting this site has a front page.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)

i don't check it often, but sometimes it pays to see what is what.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:32, archived)

I used to read the newsletter every week but I've lost track of that, too.
 
I JUST COME HERE TO SHOUT AND OCCASIONALLY INTIMIDATE THE TALK BOARD
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)

i used to read it too.
back when i got emails pestering me to sign up for it i read it for a few months. i don't delete the emails, though.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:36, archived)

I don't like it over there , it makes me feel ill

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)

well, I can't stand too much of it at a time.
 
even the daytime people here are a bit shit
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:58, archived)

I don't like the daytime, it's generally not fun.
also too much smooshing and ningleing going on and moaning about FAQ violations ...NOT ENOUGH EMPHASIS ON FUN
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:01, archived)

And very low pictures to posts ratio.
10 threads and 20 pictures on the page.
edit: *peas something to avoid same effect on this shift* LOL

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:04, archived)

hahahahah
that is the whole of daytime condensed into one funny picture :)
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:15, archived)

SOME OF THOSE INBRED PISSCLOWNS CAN'T EVEN TAKE A JOKE

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:05, archived)

Oh man, I saw the reaction to Jennifer Delxi's obituary

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:16, archived)

quite.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:19, archived)

The feeling is entirely mutual:P

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:45, archived)

i haven't seen it in months
My bookmark takes me straight here so that fun may commence as quickly as possible
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:43, archived)

INSTANT GRATIFICATION FIVE!
 
mine too, ashally.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:58, archived)

i pray for your win.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)

thanks!
man, learning flash was easy. i don't know why people go on and on about how tough it is.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:33, archived)

HOLY INTERACTIVE SHIT.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)

I also don't have socks on. Does this mean I win or what?

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)

only if you solve the math problem.
and don't get eaten by the fish.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:31, archived)

Well bathe me in rancid piss and call me Juliette. I lost.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:36, archived)

you forfeit all your electricity to me for one year starting now.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:42, archived)

Even my 'special' electrixxxity?

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:47, archived)

IT'S ALL MINE NOW.
ZAP!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:54, archived)

my, that is a flash game

( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)

tim ferris plays a flash game with his neighbor hood kids.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)

fuckin' a, dude.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:33, archived)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)

smiles.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)

o hai cat. please to avoid the deep sea feesh.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)

FEEEEEEESH!
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:37, archived)

ahhhhahahh!
 
WUNDERBAR
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:31, archived)

two replies in one thread!
you must have landed on the magic space.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:43, archived)

hahahahah It's games night on b3ta.
FLASHY!
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:35, archived)

ja, i saw your game while i was posting mine.
i liked the ones that microwave posted, too.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:38, archived)

yeah microwaves ones are excellent

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:42, archived)

Olde
www.b3ta.com/board/6152082
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:47, archived)

hahahhahaha

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:49, archived)

haha, i bet there will be a game compo soon.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:51, archived)

I went for option D and accidentally spent twenty bucks.

( gronkpan, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:49, archived)

MY COMPUTER ISN'T COMPATIBLE.

( gronkpan, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)

COMPATIBILITY IS ASSURED. I AM A GAME PROGRAMMER.
s33.photobucket.com/albums/d100/Anal0gue/?action=view¤t=flashgame.jpg
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:49, archived)

NEEDS MORE CANDYLAND

( mofaha, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:51, archived)

NEEDS MOAR CANDYASS.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:55, archived)

ROOTIN', TOOTIN', COW-POKING CANDYASS.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:00, archived)

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH: ASSCANDY.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:11, archived)

ASSCANDY: IT'S NOT FOR KIDS

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:12, archived)

OR IS IT?

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 7:18, archived)

The maths problem is eeeeeasy!
The answer is zebra.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:43, archived)

yeah, but you missed the rope around its leg and now you've been eaten by the lurking stinkosaurus.
play again.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:50, archived)

No I did carry the one/

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:04, archived)

you didn't carry it with your knees, though.
rules are rules.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:13, archived)

Hahahaha
I wish you all the best!
:D
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:50, archived)

thanks!
i'm going to buy a whole bunch of hookers and gold medals with my winnings.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:02, archived)

:D
Will you rent me two for a night?
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:10, archived)

sure thing!
each medal costs $750 per night.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)

Hahaha
Do you need lube for them?
Is that extra?
Can you put 5 medals on one string and do me a deal?
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)

me too
members.lycos.co.uk/avastofb3ta/Flash_Game1.gif

also woo!! yours is ace
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:12, archived)

haha!
i knew there would be other pisstakes on this flash thingummy. good stuff!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)