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# This is what followed (heavily edited)


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(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# silly person!
marmite is for eating, not wearing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Or one, then the other.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# your idea intrigues me
beefy sextiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# You mean you've never smeared a loved one in yeast extract?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *barfs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# do my fingers count?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Yes, but only up to 10.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# i've only got 10
my parents weren't related before they got married.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Oh well.
10 is usually enough.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# or too many
if you're really lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Well, I need to keep some spare for the marmite smearing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# smear away!
you've made me hungry now, i'm off for snackage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# You do know what follows now, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Someone dips some toast...
into his face??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Someone dips his cock in your skull
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Be burying him up to his neck in the desert sand and wait for the ants?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I hope you have asbestos pants on
there's a flamin' a'comin
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I'm still warm from this morning
No matter what I post I get it so what the hell...
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# As Rudyard Kipling once said
"If you can keep your head, whilst all around you people are calling you a threadwasting cunt,
Then yours is the Earth my son,
And whats more, you'll be a man"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Why is this a waste?
Its an edited picture of someone pretending to be something they arent. The person is unknown to me unlike Willis and Scatman. Do other people never use source pics of people they dont know?

I rest my case
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# That's not edited
We this is what dis board is for, we know what to look for in an image even if it looks real.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I think i'll take that as a compliment
My skills are obviously looking very real these days
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# What did you do to it?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Changed the face from white to black
Who else has alien like lines on their neck?? I put them there also
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Where is the source?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# It was sent to me by a colleague today on email..
and I edited it at work
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You must have an easy job.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Yep
Just sit there editing all day. Keep your eye open for some great pics tomorrow yeah!!
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# why is your friend sending you photos of men in football kit?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I asked him to send me a picture of a white bloke
so I could turn him black, it was a challenge that I won
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# And you created all of those reflections and highlights from scratch?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I might not be a photoshop genius
But its not hard really is it

Anyone could turn him back to white if they wanted to and put the light back on and shading etc
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Unless he had incredibly shiny skin in the first place,
those reflections would be difficult to do.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# He had really shiny skin
trust me
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Well your photoshopping skills have clearing improved vastly
since this a couple of hours ago www.b3ta.com/board/8646288
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Mate if you did it you're fucking brilliant
However three peaple with many years of experience. All of us have had our images used in the national and international press.
We are saying, and we's appologise if we were wrong, categoricly, that is some sort of spread on a person's face.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# You're overestimating me a bit here.
a bit massively
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# shhh
he doesn't know you're crap:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Fingers crossed he won't check my profile
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# "that is some sort of spread on a person's face"
I hope thats your random quote on the stats page.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# You can see where the runs have dried for fucksake!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I remain unconvinced
But if it were the case either you lost as you made him look like he was covered in chocolate or you have never seena black person before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Sometimes black isnt pure black
Darnell for instance
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Erm
no that's not what I'm talking about. If I were doing it I would have windened the nose and changed the mouth.
If, as you say you do, work with photoshop professionally you'd have no problems with that and know exactly why we don't beieve you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Who said anything about professionally?
I'm an amatuer by my own admission

You have to admit I pulled this one off though, its fucking brilliant

I'm off now, see you all in the morning yeah
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I have a BHons in paintshop pro, a PhD in Photoshop
and a knighthood in Things Made Out Of Pixels and you know what? That isn't made out of pixels.

(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Well done
Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# No you didn't
We're not the people that are going to be able to kid.
For one I can see where the nutella or what evere it is has got onto the shirt and the mousture has been sucked out by the dry cloth!



This however, has obviously been shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Nope
Your wrong again. Fact
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# show us the source then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Well he shopped my name onto the bottom corner
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I was actualy wondering if that was a tag.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Show us the source and it'll clear everything up nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# As I said, I was at work at the time
I'll use the source tomorrow and make another yeah? I'll do something wierd to it but you'll know its the same pic and I'll put the original in the corner or something
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I think between med/ porche and myself we probably have 20-30 years experience in these sort of things.
We'll remain unconvinced until we see the source. Coz I still think it is chocolate source.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Make sure you are here tomorrow then
The picture will be posted
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Well you win! You've used the word fact.
That automatically ends a conversation and means the person that uses it is right*!



*if you're 12.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# You have skills! HA HA AFRICAN BUM DISEASE!!!
Sorry...it's my problem and i'm dealing with it. Every now and then I think it's 1986 & i'm back at primary school.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Yeah well maybe read the FAQ
And I don't know if you've noticed, but this is pretty much a photo manipulation site.
I'm sure ther are website messageboards elsewher that are from this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# But
The photo is manipulated. Who else do you know that looks like that??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Nutella drying?
You seem to be missing the point.
If I took an image of a river and used a blur brush on it. People would get annoyed if I posted it.
Images aren't posted here just because some imaging tools have been used on them. They're posted because they're either funny or look good.
That, is neither.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# That looks good!!
I'd find that funny if you posted it, seriously!!

Some people need to lighten up and realise not everyone can be as skilled as HappyToast or Fishwogan
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I don't think that's the point
I've posted some shit here (check my profile and you'll know what I mean, I'm no 'shop ace) but for god's sake, put some effort in. If your stuff's funny, everyone here will click and say "Win!" and all that. If it's shit, they'll also tell you.

*shrugs*

I've been lurking for about a year, mobile browsing and QOTW'ing... but allo to anyone who remembers me =o]
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# www.bnp.co.uk?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# RAMROOSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# sheep chicken
totally!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha
wtf?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I'm sick of seeing you, your mates and all their wacky japes
*click*

bye!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# See you!!
It was a pleasure I'm sure
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# "aahhh what he click? bet now! BANZAI!"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# 50p on 'add friend'.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# 62p on 'reply'.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# 74p on 'Get a room with .......'
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# 83p on 'deploy reach-around'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# 10 pounds
on "Rape pinata"
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# >.< hey yo!!!
ALL YOU WHO THINK *ignore*

FAIL!!

SUPERHAPPY FUN TIME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Yay!
What do I win?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# the duck of doom
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Yay! *profiles*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Thank you for the homage (bottom right) but I'm a Wales fan.
You're not a troll at all are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Nope
Just like sharing interesting things. Its a shame you dont see them that way. I've actually got some great ideas for tomorrow so keep your eyes peeled
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# are all your threads like your mother?
quick and easy, but overall a shit experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Now thats playground stuff
Cant you think of a better insult than "your mum" comments??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# So's your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# "interesting"!?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# this
so this
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# real chocolate face
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)