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[challenge entry] I really dreamt this happened last night


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(I helped save b3ta! rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# haha i genuinely don't know who that is

(I helped save b3ta! Shada ha ha! graphs!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# John McCain
One of the three US presidential candidates. He's the right-wing loony one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# 3?

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# The other two are Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama.
The three that get the most media coverage, anyway. I'm sure there are more.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Eh?
Both of 'em?
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Clinton's out.

(I helped save b3ta! Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Clinton's dropped out now though hasn't she?
There's a fuckload more, but none of them stand the slightest chance
(I helped save b3ta! the wub that lies beyond, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hate to disappoint you
There are 2 main presidential candidates, Clinton conceded to Obama a while ago.
You could count 3 at a push if you count Nader.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# or Bob Barr
but he's got a cat in hells chance
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# or Cynthia McKinney
or Hillary Clinton if she gets the superdelegate vote at the Democrat conference in Denver.

She's far from out of the race
(clut, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 7:38, archived)
# technically, she's still in the race
she's conceded the popular vote but is technically still available
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant thinks the King Midas Sound album rules, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# there's a libertarian candidate in the offing

(I helped save b3ta! rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# who is the third one?

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Bob Barr
*not making this up*

edit: www.lp.org/
(I helped save b3ta! rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# he's more left wing
than many Democrats
(clut, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 7:37, archived)
# something to do with oven chips
I'll warrant
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# this ^
america fuck yea!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# RRRRRRRGGGH!

(I helped save b3ta! Shada ha ha! graphs!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# needs more
this guy
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/7438011.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# D:

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I hate to say but I think this will happen.
I really hope America proves me wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Worrying feeling you might be right.
Twatting hell, I hope not though.
(sir_spicious2000 word made flesh. Assuming the word is 'sex-mong', Thu 14 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# He looks
like his face was made out of putty and he fell asleep in front of the fire.

Silly floppy face.
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Would have accepted 'America continues to exist'
*bawls*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost of Christmas Past hah bumhug!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

PLEASE GOD, NO!!!!!
(TheWonderfulWombat has renounced his slave name and is now PantsMcGee, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA!
The mind control device was a success!

Prepare for more sleepless nights!

Victory is mine....

etc.
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# freakin' me oooouuut :)

(I helped save b3ta! rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
# get used to it
McCain is going to win by a comfortable margin.

Obambi is an empty screen on which people can project their hopes, but there's nothing inside the guy.

With no deep, decisive policy (that he'll admit to), he flips and flops around in the prevailing breeze.

When you consider how ridiculed Dan Quayle was for misspelling a single word, you appreciate the enormous free ride that Barack "57 States" Obama has been given by a media that is loathed to even vaguely critique the guy.

Sadly for the messiah, the glamour is wearing thin. He's no longer "new" and his current schtick can only go on for so long before it mutates from "fresh, new hope for change" into a running joke.

There's still tonnes more pressure that bigears will go through before the election and he has Denver to tackle before that.

Obama should be 10 points clear. McCain will walk it.
(clut, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 7:36, archived)