John McCain
One of the three US presidential candidates. He's the right-wing loony one.
( Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)

3?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)

The other two are Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama.
The three that get the most media coverage, anyway. I'm sure there are more.
( Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)

Eh?
Both of 'em?
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

Clinton's out.

( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

Clinton's dropped out now though hasn't she?
There's a fuckload more, but none of them stand the slightest chance
( the wub that lies beyond, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

Hate to disappoint you
There are 2 main presidential candidates, Clinton conceded to Obama a while ago.
You could count 3 at a push if you count Nader.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

or Bob Barr
but he's got a cat in hells chance
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)

or Cynthia McKinney
or Hillary Clinton if she gets the superdelegate vote at the Democrat conference in Denver.

She's far from out of the race
(clut, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 7:38, archived)

technically, she's still in the race
she's conceded the popular vote but is technically still available
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)

there's a libertarian candidate in the offing

( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)

who is the third one?

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)

Bob Barr
*not making this up*

edit: www.lp.org/
( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

he's more left wing
than many Democrats
(clut, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 7:37, archived)