I think I'll come back in a week.


It's a bit much to come to a humour site to escape the world and see that some twat has decided on a week of "my cat/dog/etc died" I'd rather not.

If you want I can post photos of my dog that died riddled with visible fat tumours, after being having his life sapped away by Cushing's disease.

Someone I know diagonsed with a neurilogical disease. A person in the same department as me suddenly died from menigitis on the weekend. He was 39. I found out this morning someone else I did first year with had died from a brain injury sustained playing soccer.

I don't need /board full of more misery. For those that stay, enjoy your week of unhappy pictures. The dead cats, the burning monks and the starving children.

From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 413 entries (closed)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)

or you could post some funny pictures, instead.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)

To have them pushed off the board by misery.
I think I have a black sense of humour. But this week, it's too much.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)

May I recommend /b/?

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)

no ta.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)

How about you ignore EVERYONE and then post some happy stuff?

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)

WORK IT!
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)

BREAK IT DOWN.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)

FREEBASE!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)

*bops along*
Hello, long time not botherer, been a while talking on board
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)

OH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DRUGES
 
yeah, been busy with work.
BUT THIS WEEK I AM MAKING SOME TIME FOR FUN
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)

*does the work busy five*
I've missed making images like cock money and the like.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)

Here, have a fresh off the grill freebase

( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)

WOAH

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)

Hot!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)

hahaha
I like that.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)

I CANNOT ENDORSE THIS EARTHQUAKE EXERCISE PLAN.
IT IS NOT SAFE.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)

WORK THOSE MULES

( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)

oh im sorry to hear that. you are a favorite of mine.

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)

Tha would never work.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)

YOU'RE BRINGING THE BOARD DOWN, BAB.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)

I'm working to bring it down from underneath.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)

Chill.
Sometimes there is lols.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)

I'm not really stropping/flouncing.
Yes, I'm sure there will be some funny images. But I don't wanna look through a tonne of bad ones. Like a fat bloke eating a hamburger kicking that starving african child (the one that has been memed a bit)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)

just avoid the dayshift then.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)

Ths is a rule that's been around for a while.
Note that the day shift are a bunch of humourless cunts, with the exception of a select few.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:22, archived)

/board is always like that.
14 tonnes of dross for the 1 shiny golden nugget.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)

you terrible, terrible bully.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)

hahahaha
i thought mine was funny too

www.b3ta.com/board/8648371
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)

Thats awesome.

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)

That is funny. I can't say I'm used to people dying around me though
Miserable mood and a miserable challenge, b3ta cheers usually is there to cheer me up. not to make me sad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)

sorry, has someone died?

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)

yes. Chevy Chase.
 
:( :( :( :( :(
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)

R.I.P. Chevy Chase

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)

One of the lecturers in my school and someone I met in first year as
a mate of a mate.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)

oh. =(
ah well, the cycle of life continues
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)

Here, play this happy game to cheer you up.....
Danny Devito's Happy Wanking Wheel
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)

I lost :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)

have another game, it's free =)

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)

EVERYONE YOU KNOW WILL ONE DAY BE DEAD!
 
www.qwantz.com/archive/000484.html
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)

EVERYBODYS DEAD, DAVE.

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)

Petersen isn't, is he?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)

Wolfgang Petersen off CSI is alive

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)

He's a manhunter. He hunts the men.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:27, archived)

in his submarine

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:42, archived)

Both of these are great.

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)

Yeah, can't say this one grabs me either
but tbh, most of the entries I've seen so far aren't that sad. Plus, you could take it as a challenge to make something that's really-sad-but-not-actually-sad. It's, a challenge innit?

Or we'll just see you this time next week :)
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)

this time next week I think.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)

D:/

( Shada ha ha! graphs!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)

:(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)

theres already 5 pages of stuff
and the contests only been going like 5 hours :(
(SooperDave http://www.mysoti.com/mysoti/designer/sooperdave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)

typical Wednesday night/Thursday morning I think

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)

i reckon theres less than that usually
i may be wrong.

we shall see.
(SooperDave http://www.mysoti.com/mysoti/designer/sooperdave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)

less than for a Film Poster or Album cover challenge anyway

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)

I am one big depressed, miserable cunt
So I welcome this challenge
( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)

I am one big depressed, miserable cunt
and I don't!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)

this with hats on!
its almost as bad as the question of the week - lets talk about your most depressing thing ever - yay!
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)

Thanks for agreement

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)

I see what you've done here.
Very clever!
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)

not really clever.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)

no one even said "dibs on the corpse" :(

( Shada ha ha! graphs!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)

It was implied
when I licked him.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)

Can't say I see it your way.
Another movie compo, now that would
be a reason to avoid /board for a week.

Enjoy the rest, sounds like a harsh point in life.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)

I'm alright, I just don't need my escapism to be miserable as well.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)

Another movie poster compo would probably result in another Dunblane

( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)

I kinda feel the same way
so I doubled my antidepressant dose.

LOLZ HERE I COME
( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)

lucky you.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)

Ohhh, what you on?
Setraline?
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)

Citalopram
(generic Celexa)

Is there a badge for "mentil b3tans on meds" or some such? Because there probably should be.
( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)

Having an account?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)

yeah, I guess that's an indication of mentil right there.

( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)

I've not heard of that one. Valium and Setraline serves me well. I'm trying to ween myself off it though. Mainly by isolating myself, drinking and smoking.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)

Oh, I used to get sertraline.
I just stopped taking it as I felt that it was no longer necessary.

I could really do with some valium mind you
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)

I CAN HAS OPIATES NOW PLZ

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:28, archived)

SRSLY NOW PLZ

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:36, archived)

OMG SRSLY

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:57, archived)

you can bet the talk board do.
 
they're always on about their meds.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)

why does that not surprise me...

( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)

Indeed they are, the
tedious fucks.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)

this compo is not working out the way i wanted it to.
i wanted funny saddness not this shitty "heres an old picture of a guy getting killed by a soilder, it would be funny if i added clown hats to it." ugh. this makes me depressed.
(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)

Perhaps it is you who must show us the way.

( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)

I tried. I have another one planned involving pokemon

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)

hhahaha really?
i just tried to draw a picture of pikachu killing himself but i gave up.

i love your pokemans and i think you do this compo well.
(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)

"I'm dying, Squirtle."

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)

"please kill me snorlax, the pain is too much"

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:17, archived)

hahah ...and then snorlax farts on him.
oh god this is a great idea. we need to take this to hollywood. yeah!
(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:19, archived)

A magicarp trying to 'splash' itself to death.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:20, archived)

www.mono211.com/4ca/sp/sp01.html
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:32, archived)

oh hahahhaha.
this is really funny but makes me feel bad about my sense of humour.

*blushes a little bit*
(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:34, archived)

I just wish there were more.
 
Sure, it's no morning glory, but..
web.archive.org/web/20070811054635re_/www.cant-touch-this.co.uk/morningglory/comics.html
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:37, archived)

That is obviously hillarious.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)

ugh. this compo has been a disaster and its only the first day.
oh god. im so sorry you guys. i only made the suggestion as a joke and the b3ta gods took it seriously and oh god. i'm so disappointed with myself.
(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)

I still love you.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)

Proof positive
that there are no shit compo ideas, only shit boarders with shit execution.

Hooray!
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:01, archived)

aaaaw. thanks. thats sweet.

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:30, archived)

It was a good suggestion (I clicked it)
I fear the lines between sad and sick have been blurred.....
( KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)

Don't back down now

(thediscokingpin, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)

Worth a click.
This gets a click, totally.
(Almar wonders what will go wrong this week, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)