Sad or maybe just terrifying


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( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)

Don't get me wrong...
...I don't want to marry him or anything, but he is probably the most entertaining DJ on the radio IMO.

However, If I was forced to live with him I reckon I would want to kill him within minutes.
( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show 'n flaunt ya on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

Dr Fox FTW

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)

george lamb ftw

( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)

NOOOOOOO!
Kill him, kiiiilll hiiiim!
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

Entertaining?
You ARE joking arnt you?? All he does is shout and tell 'stories' of his 'hilarious' life. I think he forgets about the whole playing music to entertain thing (and the Ting Tings dont count).
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)

^this
and double this. The man is a twat.
(The Supreme Crow is a complete and utter badgerflap, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

^this with bells on
The bloke is an arse.. a grossly obese one at that. A fat talentless twunt that only thinks he's funny because his band of paid "friends" tell him he is on a daily basis.

All he does is try and offend others to deflect the attention away from the fact he is an ugly person inside and out that was probably bullied at school... most likely with just cause.
(TheRiddler Knows your darkest secrets, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

oh, and great post by the way!
clicks till his finger bleeds..
(TheRiddler Knows your darkest secrets, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

^this
the last time i listened to the show (wasn't my choice) he spent 30 mins describing how he had stayed in one afternoon, watched tv for a bit then ordered himself a curry. Fascinating... he seems to spend 90% of his time trying to find the right words to continue a sentence and the rest trying to work out how to use the desk infront of him... if you remove all the silent bits in his broadcast (of 4hours) it would only be 10 mins long of which 9.5mins is filled by the people that work with him... /rant
(eight, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

Wogan. That is all

( The Great Architect, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)

^ this
Janet and John this morning was ace!
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

Erm...
Marc Riley? Steve Lamacq?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

I was having a really bad day..........
And now the talk of George Lamb has made it even worse.
I told Adam and Joe at Summer Sundae this weekend how much I hated him. They just smiled.

Love Music, Hate George Lamb.
(lomofrenzy, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

i sent a text to keaveny
being mean about lamb and they phoned me up and said i'd made them smile & then invited me on to toast the nation.

to be fair i'd plagiarised spaced quite heavily.
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

Oh..
I get it, you probably like Divina McCall as well. I heard about people like you.
(PintOfGuinness and a portion of mixed jimmy wabs!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

Haunt him
haunt him hard.
( The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)

Ah
It's Happytoast and my errant lovechild again!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

that
radio looks to be in pain.. understandably if moyles is on..

Moyles: n. plural; from the Jewish; Mohels
(eight, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)

hahaha

( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)

Yay!
Gratuitous Muppets reference garners a click from me.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)

haha, very funny
almost funny enough to forgive YET ANOTHER FUCKING BEAKER JOKE AT THE END. *shakes fist in the manner of a scooby-doo villain*
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)

Just in case!
classic! *click*
( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

FFS Don't do that!
For a split second I thought it was real. Have a click whilst I change my pants.
(fridgefreezer could tell you, but he'd have to kill you., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)

omg
I think I love you.
(Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)