Sad... in a kinda different way?


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( noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)

microwave?


also.... OMG NERD! KILL YOURSELF! I DRINK ALE!

sorry i just read poor homo's rants from yesterday, i haven't laughed so hard din a long time
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

I liked that he kept going on about how we should drink ale because it's 'manly'
and he was stood in the lager aisle.
( Che_Guevaras_Sponge RAWR., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)

well quite, i'm a huge ale fan, recently quit a cigarette and snuff habit and have had the fortune to be deep fried in fanny batter
i'm still an effeminate little chap though :)
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

I like ale, but I do enjoy a 'poncey' lager now and then.
Also, loving the Ed Byrne reference - I'm seeing him live in November!
( Che_Guevaras_Sponge RAWR., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

ooo you lucky bastard. i really want to see him.
i fucking missed the frankie boyle tickets too. grr...
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

I know.
I've also Mark Steele & Rich Hall lined up for October & November too. :)
( Che_Guevaras_Sponge RAWR., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

those should both be excellent, i need to see stewart lee live. i think i can die happy then

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

I wouldn't call you effeminate.
(che- Rich Hall/Otis Lee Crenshaw is ace live, seen him before)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

well ok, but i'm not manly am i?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)

Says who?
You're not some massive hairy Goliath, I'll give you that, but I think you're quite masculine.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

*bears teeth*
grrrrr
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

What, you WANT me to call you a girl?
oh Tom, I didn't think you were into that sort of thing.

CIGGY TIME.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

Excellent.
He's playing as Otis, and I booked the ticket based on his performances on Q.I and HIGNFY.
( Che_Guevaras_Sponge RAWR., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

I have one of his CDs, he's fantastic.
Not seen him live though.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

I almost lost control of my bladder, put it that way.
Although this was a long time ago. *thinks* 2002/3.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

Well, at least that gives me a lot of hope.
That's only happened twice with me; Marcus Brigstocke 2006, and Bill Bailey last winter.
( Che_Guevaras_Sponge RAWR., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

BRIGSTOCKE \o/
He rules the school. He was on a kids sketch show called Sorry I Have No Head recently, and is just as funny when he's playing for the under-12s.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

Dammit! I check his website regularly,
and saw no mention of it.
( Che_Guevaras_Sponge RAWR., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

Never heard of him (I don't think)
Dara O'Briain is the last major comedian (that I like) I have left to see.
( Che_Guevaras_Sponge RAWR., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

i've seen dara, he's fucking top.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UFZgBslYW4
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)

Is it wrong to fancy him?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

Nope :)
How's you me lovely, feeling better?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

*hacks* a bit
but I think I've got a sinus infection. None of that matters though, because I've found a site that stocks approximately a BILLION 70s vintage shirts and dresses.

How are you, love?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

Sinus infection? damn, I don't like those :(
I'm doing ok ta - I'm moving flat very soon so I'm up to me bits in boxes and whatnot.

That site have owt for manly men too?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

http://www.rustyzipper.com/
Knock yourself out, lovely.

Oh, there's another site that I found last night and favourited at home- they've got a 60s Christian Dior ribbon cloche hat on there for TWENTY QUID.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

Cheers!!
20 quid? fucking hell, keep that website secret!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

Exactly.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

Kipper Tie?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

I kipper in a box
just incase I want to play a solo game of ping pong.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)

who's rants?
A user in general or do you mean the whole "microwave?/noddegamra?" thing?
( noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)

pour homme productions
some sad little creature from yesterday
www.b3ta.com/links/Dont_Step_on_my_Blue_Suede_Jews
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

wow
...that is probably THE most pointless piece of crap I have ever seen. Well, all the 8 seconds that I could bare.
( noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

i tried to stomach as much as i possibly could
then decided it was a small child from the northwest who hasn't realised that ale and dungeons and dragons are as interrelated as toast and butter
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

the vid is shit, but the stream of unjustifiable abuse from that prick on th erest of the post, is almost art

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

all of that is so funny
i love people who take everything so seriously
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

did you read the bit that was posted on /board as well?
thats amazing too :) i've never read the word nerd so often in my life
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

i noes!
bless - i get so amused when the school holidays are upon us!
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

homos?
You insult the whole gay community with your comment, Sah.

He's too 'manly' for us.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)

he does drink ale and touch women :)
how do dixy?
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

How do yourself :)
Not too bad ta. Getting set for moving to another place of residence :(
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

such is the life of the itinerant gypsie
how far you moving?

i'm alright, ta. revising though, worst luck
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

Not far - about a mile down't road
revising eh

*ARGH FLASHBACKSFLASHBACKS*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

I have got some cream
that would clear that rash right up in no time.
( The magic of chutney A Dim-Sum-Summation, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)

i read that like an advert
"Cream that will clear that rash up? The Magic of Chutney. available from all good retailers"
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)

I do a whole range of
oils, and unguents. In fact my organic hot poultices are to die from....for
( The magic of chutney A Dim-Sum-Summation, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

*applies chilli chutney poultice to mouth*
mmmmmm
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

winner of the 2008 Yoda look-a-like competition :D
top stuff!
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

HAHAHAHA
Win :D
( petehix Board Sig:, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

Good job, Microwave.
^{S'nice. I empathise with his sexual prowess, also.}
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

...
... I give up *sigh*
( noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

I was only joking.
I love you. Really.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

ALE AND WHORES!
eventual autocomplete!
Edit:Congratulations on your hundred posts.
(The If has remembered this site., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

Good job Microwave

( Microwave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

hahaha!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

pffft
this
( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)