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( bierbelly, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)

RIS?

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)

RICE?

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)

PEAS?

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)

LACIST!

( A Vagabond won't buy what you tell him, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)

LATEST!

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)

PISS?

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)

YES.

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)

IN OUR TIME?
_{It's our time, it's our time now FUCK OFF GOONIES KID}
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)

this week Melvyn Bragg will be discussing
the 21th century polymath and exotic dancer Saint Sylvia of Los Angeles.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

ooh, where?

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)

on In Our Time
the Radio 4 morning radio programme which is on in the morning
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)

AWESOME TO THE MAX
i WANT TO SWEAR TODAY BUT NOBODY'S BEING RUDE ENOUGH FOR ME TO SWEAR AT.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)

shall I call you a cunt?
would that help?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

thanks for the offer, but I think it wouldn't.

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)

what if I said you had the mincing gait of a bus conductor with a jobbie on board
and that your choice of novelty coffee is poor?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)

DAMN YOU KROPOTKIN!

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)

Unshopped
and if looking at lovely Tennant head makes you sad you're a wanker.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)

Barrowtartennant!
*vagina explodes with glee*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)

At least I have Gruntfuttock's sick in my eyes so I didn't have to see that

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)

You couldn't afford to see it , you prole.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

You charge for this sort of thing?
interesting....
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)

No, it just only happens around those of a certain calibre.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)

I must get friends of a higher standard.

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)

Then their vaginas may explode on you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)

Confused? I can be. And am now.

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)

You're so pretty.
Get in the car.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)

not in the boot again *quivers*

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)

No.
In the glove box.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)

I think Love Compartment is a great name for a band

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)

Oh WOW.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)

This might be sarcasm. Is this sarcasm? I think its sarcasm.

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)

Nope.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)

CONFUSED AGAIN
(don't go stealing my band name now)
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)

Pix or didn't happen.

( A Vagabond won't buy what you tell him, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

It did, all over everyone's faces and heads.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

the double whammy

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)

no

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

You're a hateful individual.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

OMG!
anti-cementism!!!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)

some sort of tinner i guess?

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)

Officelol

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)

Has anything been done to this?

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)

Billie Piper has been shopped to look like
that ginger twunt off of the telly.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)

PIPERTATE
*nob explodes with glee/horror*
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

Is it 'shopped???
I'm going back to the bunker until September....anyone joining me?
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)

If I can have the other eyesocket, sure

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)

It's yours!
:)
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

A PERSON THAT I DONT LIKE IS IN A SITUATION I DONT WANT THEM TO BE IN

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)

Condoleeza Rice snuffling her snaggletoothed head between the legs of Sue Perkins.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

unsay that!
I can't unread it!
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

You're not the one that wrote it and then burst into tears at the thought.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)

*spluffs*
Sue Perkins glasses were knocked slightly askew when she flinched as her clit got caught between Condi's snaggle teeth. Condi's not really paying attention to what she's doing as Jon Inverdale is behind, both arms up to the elbow in snatch and dirtbox, Rebecca Adlington's gold medal gripped between his teeth.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)

The way you change tense shows how into this you're getting.
You really need to write books. Massive epic ones. About fisting.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)

I am writing a book
but I haven't so much as looked at it for about 3 years.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)

Let's just imagine that I posted your award here, ok?
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)

is "Gold medal" a euphemism here or not?

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

we've been here before, I'm sure of it

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)

yup

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)