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From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 413 entries (closed)

( The Great Architect, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)

shit film
but nicely done
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)

Hahaha!
Brilliant!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)

Hahaha.
But Uwe Boll is not a television actor.

*pedants*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)

*fixed*
/quick and shitly
( The Great Architect, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)

*breaks*

( A Vagabond won't buy what you tell him, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Videogame movies = nono
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)

hey there have been good ones!
The first 90% of Resident Evil was a fun-filled silly survival-horror japefest!
(try and ignore the awful CGI final greature)
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)

Or Nastyface Sulkybritches
Whatshername. You know. In the first one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)

michelle rodriguez?

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)

That's the fella.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)

she's great
she perfectly portrays an unbearably one-dimensional character.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)

:D
I do think the squad leader blokey experiences one of the better screen deaths I've seen though.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)

is he the laser-grid chappie?

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)

Oh yes.
*passes elastoplast*
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etc...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)

I love it..
First sweep:
*dodge*
Second sweep:
*dodge*
Third sweep, lasers form a net of 1" holes
*shit*
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)

good god, that is a scary thought.... Just hearing his name fills me with pure hatred!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)

hear hear
I think movies from Uwe should be considered a war crime
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)

aaaaaaaargh
that wouldn't so much make me sad as send me into a psychotic rage..
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)

Hahahaha!
Dear fuck no...
( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)

Uwe Boll
Has showed everyone you don't need talent just video game licences.
(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)