sad but true people


From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 413 entries (closed)

(M_T_Knutsack, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)

Because your a CUNT

?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)

PffftaaaaAAAHAHAHAHAHA

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)

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(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)

Hahahaha!

No.
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)

I would have accepted
Coz you're too small to eat.:P
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)

Because...
god hates you.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)

Because you bit me
And the only way to get you off the end of my finger was to drown you, you bastard
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)

This is the answer to many,
many problems, I have found.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)

NB: The above may or may not be partially true



It was a gerbil
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)

...and you had to drown it before it let go?
That is the kind of intestinal fortitude we need to see more of in our armed forces these days.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)

It may not have actually drowned
But it was underwater for a good while. Its tail came off a few months later, so I got even with the bastard in the end.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)

revenge is a dish best served cold, I guess.

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)

Damned thing was lucky the cat didn't eat it

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)

yeah it sucks dont it
my hamster lived till 3 and a half. Mainly due to the extra nourishment she got from eating her own babies...
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)

and hilarious with it

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)