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( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:22, archived)

2G1C...

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:25, archived)

FIVE SECOND RULE

( Shiksa, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:27, archived)

 

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:29, archived)

aww, glad!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:30, archived)

I fucking lobe this. It's lobely.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:31, archived)

and it's a re-post in a new thread.
 
AIN'T I A STINKER
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:32, archived)

Oh you jerk. I hate you. I'm going to mod the fuck out of you.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)

I'm just trying to get on your ignore list.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)

OH SHIT
YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE BY DOING THIS
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)

DOMINATION: ACHIEVED

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:58, archived)

Yaaaaay!
:D

That's a proper kitty. If it's on the floor and resembles food, they'll give it a good tasting.
( Shiksa, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)

Spoiler alert

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:35, archived)

aww, sad.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:30, archived)

:(((((

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:31, archived)

IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIFE

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)

This happened to my sister when she was 4
so I had to give her a 'lick' of mine cos my mum said.

She gulped all the icecream down in one massive mouthful and left me the dry cone. Where is the justice in that?

*still bitter*
( Hellzapoppin out of my head with nicotine withdrawal, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:34, archived)

you should go to her house now and burn her car.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:42, archived)

Or maybe just fill the tank with icecream :-D
oh the irony
( Hellzapoppin out of my head with nicotine withdrawal, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)

No!
Cones!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:51, archived)

no!
satan!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:53, archived)

I don't have any satan handy at the moment
would god with cones for horns do the trick?
( Hellzapoppin out of my head with nicotine withdrawal, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:55, archived)

that won't do at all.
start summoning.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:01, archived)

I'm trying!
But I just keep getting Pavarotti

I don't think he'll fit
( Hellzapoppin out of my head with nicotine withdrawal, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:13, archived)

run him through the juicer.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)

Running pavarotti through a juicer
To put him in my sisters petrol tank
in order to take revenge on my sister for eating all my icecream that time.

Perfect! I'll do it!

And now I'm going to disappear into the night to find an industrial size juicer

Nighty night
( Hellzapoppin out of my head with nicotine withdrawal, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:40, archived)

No Satan?
What kind of hell is this then?
I expected there to be devils and shit!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:57, archived)

it's a fresh hell, the kind we've all been waiting for.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:02, archived)

So many folks have assigned me a special hell...
...that I'll be quite confused as to just which applies. [/;-)
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:10, archived)

welcome to special hell!
after stepping off the short bus, you'll see a small group of poorly-dressed demons learning how to tie their shoes and asking for ice cream.

yes, this seems rather tame, but keep in mind hell is eternal.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:23, archived)

Any hell with clean windows can't be that bad.
Although the drool aspect might indeed be termed infernal.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:37, archived)

HOW COULD YOU MAKE YOUR SON COOK HIS OWN DOG?
DOGS SHOULD BE RAW, AND LIVING
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:38, archived)

No, I have not heard of your latest advertising campaign. I HAVE NOT.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:40, archived)

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:39, archived)

QUICKLY, TELL THE INTERNET.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:41, archived)

SERIOUS SPOILER ALERT

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:47, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhhaaaaahhhahahh!
 
I just about choked on that one.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)

THAT'S THE OTHER HOLE.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:54, archived)

hahahaha
fabulous
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)

hahahaha
magic
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)

One cat
One cup!
(simbosan, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:46, archived)