We hadn't had sex yet
homepage.mac.com/mattbrook/Saddest.jpg

God edit: No thanks. You've put me off my toast and marmite.

From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 413 entries (closed)

(SSSSS, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

Umm
how about you fuck off?
Edit: Just to clarify, have you shopped this in anyway?
( The magic of chutney A Dim-Sum-Summation, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

any way
/pedant
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

errr. No thanks

( The Great Architect, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

erm, okay
are you lost??
(AnthT, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

Great.
The first thing I see this morning. You're not very good at this are you?

And by 'this' I mean not being a massive cunt.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)

Hmmmm....
I going to go out on a limb here...

MATT BROOK IS AN UNFUNNY TROLLING TWAT
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

DR MATT BROOK to you
homepage.mac.com/mattbrook/work/cv.html
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

?!
He must be an awesome GP

"Doc, I've had these growing out of my rectum for two days"
"LOLZ! LETS ME TAK PIC 4 M8S~!"

EDIT: And a Buddhist!
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

Dum dum dum
another one bites the dust!

*ignores*
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

I thought you were being incredibly insensitive then.
Your reply takes on a whole new meaning if you don't read the, "*ignores*".
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Hahaha
I nearly left it out but thought the same.

'ning matey!

Edit: these ignore buttons these days.....
;)
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

Tell me about it.
Thank God for the bunk3r.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

Yay!
Boss keloid's had his go!!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

I know I just read it.
It was a tall order following the one before.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

christ i am worried about what i am gonna write now
was looking good before, but is getting strange...
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

Hedgehog from hell's next
I'm sure it will start to flow nicely again.
Face it you'd have to try hard to be worse than little lord wankfest.
;)
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

It was
Some people...

It was funny, especially the big issue bit but it pissed me right off.
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)

Thank you, God.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

HELLO 4CHON, UR ALL FAGGOTS.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

careful, they'll bomb us
HAHAhahahahHAhahahaha
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

:(
not clever dude, not clever...
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

nothing stopping him having sex now

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

This.

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

let's brighten this thread up

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

That's better.
Much more tasteful.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

i do try

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

Haha

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

Ha ha!
IMMENSE.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)

brilliant
*clicks*
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

pffffft

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

hahahahaha
knew it was cumming but still made me lol
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

I hope that is from a film or something
Its not the sort of image i enjoy seeing.
(taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

what images do you like seeing?
i'd hate to post something that you don't enjoy
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

I get erect at cockweasle's art, for one
I 'enjoy' that a lot.
(taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

Assuming that's from a tv show, I don't see what the fuss is about?
we have unshopped pictures of road kill on here all the time (actually dead things with guts everywhere) and no one (but me) complains
( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

After examining this for longer than i should,
i reckon this is fake on toast.

The car is completely busted up, like its rolled or something. The woman wouldnt be neatly positioned on the bonnet in a smash like that.
If it was a head-on collison, only the front would be wrecked.
(taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

plus there would be more emergency services about
and the groom would be in the back of an ambulance being treated.

'ello fella, haven't seen you about in a while (but then that may be me being absent)
( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

Yeah, it's not real. It pops up in motivational pictures on 4chan all the time.
Also: is there anything in the FAQ about feeding trolls? Because this one has been overfed.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

Tru

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

Yeah
Sorry for the lurkage. I still love you all.
Ive just been busy with some freelance work, and i sometimes feel a bit daunted at how damn fast this forum moves! Blink and youll miss a million memes!

I see wogan is the popular meme now, or has that blown over already?
(taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

not a bit of glass to be seen

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

I just showed it to my Dad who is a fireman and he laughed.
He said she'd be a lot, "messier".
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

she'd be cut to ribbons

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

What, covered in cake?
Wether you folks think he is a troll or not, he's certainly kicking up a discussion!
(taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

You Twat
.
( Legless Fuck Victoria's Secret, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

OH U!

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

We'll, I understand to move,
but did you realize that there is already a handy 'ignore' button next to your post,
without people need to become so annoyed with you over the time that they write a greasemonkey script especially for you?
( Wurst Puns Inc. Who needs love when there's Southern Comfort?, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

You're a doctor!?
homepage.mac.com/mattbrook/work/cv.html

I'm also going to go out on a limb and say this is you.
homepage.mac.com/mattbrook/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2006-01-31%2004.14.38%20-0800/Image-8BE060E2925011DA.jpg
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

Top stalking.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

:D
I'M A DETECITVE
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

OH NO.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

hahaha
marvellous
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

He's now # 3 of a series.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/60049/1218769047/hanke.jpg

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/60049/1218767543/rap.jpg
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

I love you Mr T

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

I LOBE YOU, NICK.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

Pffffft
You should be a beautician!
:D
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

It does appear I'm a dab hand with an airbrush.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

can we stop this, it's a bit 4chan, just ignore it and let's move on

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

Whoops

( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

I'm really glad this was linked before I arrived
Can my hangover survive my curiosity, folks?
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

Yeah, it's tame.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)

Oh that's not bad
Not really
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

its just a picture from an epsiode of Casualty or something
I don't get what all the abuse is for, other than posting an unshopped pic
( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

4chan is back up now.
Please go back there.
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)