Pearoast for compo


From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 413 entries (closed)

(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

Harold Shipman, Jesus, a whore, a kitten and Dudley Moore
= best fridge door EVAR.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

Hes dead and he isnt coming back

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

Jesus or Mr Flibbles?

( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

Well theres more chance of Mr Fibbles coming back

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)

I normally play a game where I don't look at what the compo is and try to guess it from the entries
but this one's drawing a complete and utter blank.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

Oh, sad things.
I see.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)

you called your cat mister flibble?
best episode of red dwarf EVER.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

red dwarf has never had a best episode
they're all equally shite.

:D
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

BLASPHEMY!
STONE THE UNBELIEVER!

*hurls 2 points, 2 flats and a packet of gravel*
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

Well, the last few seris are a bit balls
but the first!
Ahh! the first!
( Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)

7 and 8 were quite shit
but the first few were epic. after quarantine, parallel universe is my favourite, then bodyswap.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

You have no soul

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)

I agree.
'smeg' will just never be funny. ever.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)

It's short for smegma isn't it?
That what I always think anyway.
( Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

My cake!
My lovely cake has gone. This is the saddest day.
( Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

it was a cake of smeg anyway

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

Wouldn't that be a pie?
Where is the cake/pie boundary anyway?
( Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)

Well, no
"Smeg" was just a word they made up because they couldn't say "fuck" on the TV. Did you think it was meant to be funny?
( JimM, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

They didn't make it up, you prat.
It's short for smegma. NOT PLEASANT.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

Hahaha!
I wonder if he collected that just for wiki.
( Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)

I think I'll wait till I've finished my fry up before I look at that.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)

I know what it's short for
Nobody used it as an expletive until they did, though.
( JimM, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)

That's me done for then
b3ta.com/links/216793

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)

since its pea time...

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

Pffft!
'ning Joe!

guardian fantasy football?
Actually prolly too late now :(
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

Balls!
Was suppossed to sign up for the Sun for the works mini league.

Been tied up sorting out new computer s'morning.

Missed you guys!
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

Bawls indeed!
;)
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)

arf!

( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)

im going to TJ here: -
has that twat with the cat deleted his thread???
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

The whole internet will mourn its loss.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

^This
www.b3ta.com/board/8656066


I wouldn't mind the removal of the delete function.
( Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo
not the cake

*mourns*
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

yep.
either that, or he's fitted it with a cloaking device.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

good, means i dont have to look
at that shit anymore....


...but THE POSTS! why wont anybody think of the posts!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)

and the cake
don't forget the cake!
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)

Cake is safe! Happy days!
www.b3ta.com/board/8656016
( Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)

well, that's a relief!
are you going to share or what?
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)