cruel bastards, sniff


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(bukowski_jr whatever, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

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Cruel? I'd say lazy, how come it's not sausages uey?
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)

no, don't

( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)

It's fairly crappy but at least they did it themselves.

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

don't help them..trust me

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)

actually
I wouldn't bother
( Peregrin ., Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

scopers
i've posted before, and i followed the faq. I don't get it. They should have a special section for Scopers to post.
(bukowski_jr whatever, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

If you're going to copy HTML hints from a dyslexic
it's no wonder your links don't work.
(No offence intended Ghostie)

Oh, and b3ta.com/board/8657737
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

got it
It was the pointy brackets i missed off
(bukowski_jr whatever, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

they do, and you did.

( The Great Architect, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

Actually,
fuck off
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)

I'd rather it stayed linked
if a screen shot from an episode of Casualty can be told to fuck off, I don't see why a picture of a dead animal should be ok
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

Good Point

(Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

indeed
im too hungover for this shit
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

it's not worth bothering about this one.
Edit: that's more like it :D
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

it'll spoil my full english
with a GIANT siding of yorkshire tea :-)
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

braw!

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

I really should have a fry up today
but I'll just wait for Buckfast time (12:30) and i'll get pished instead and maybe cook a roast later on tonight
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

this idea is much "win"
enjoy the ale!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

this challenge is grade A shit

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

I'm inclined to agree, lets usurp it
what shall we do?
"How the human body really works"
"Plan 9b from Outer Space"
"If Robots featured heavily in History"

Or should I just post all of those on the suggestions board?
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

I think suggestions board
I like

Plan 9b from Outer Space


If Robots featured heavily in History
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

I've put those two up, feel free to vote, the robots one would be ace
(if it hasn't been done already)
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

i also like the robots one :)
i shall go find and vote

edit: www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post222726
done
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

how about "What life will be like when school starts again"
open up photoshop and show us the promised land
( The Great Architect, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

well...the scottish lot go back monday :D

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

I watched Neil Marshall's 'Doomsday' last night
what a wonderful advert for the modern, trend setting lands north of the border it is too ;)

/only 2-3 weeks to go for most of the kids down this way too, thank christ.
( The Great Architect, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

I thought that was one of the most awful films I've seen recently.
it was like a cross between escape from new york/ mad max 2/28 days later/ aliens/ moulin rouge and braveheart.

the mad max car chase at the end set to Frankie Goes to Hollywood's Two Tribes was fucking cringeworthy.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

hehehe, I made a similar comment last night on /talk
www.b3ta.com/talk/5321880
( The Great Architect, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

hahah It was very painful to watch
but I felt that I had to see it through to the end. In a way , I'm glad I did.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

it didn't look any different to a normal saturday night

I gave it a miss :)
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

hahaha :)

( The Great Architect, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

thank fuck
the wee cunts round here are doing my nut in. running around screaming in the street when I'm trying to sleep
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

That's what you get
when you try to sleep at 11am
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

aye, true

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

mornin' fella, hope you're well

( The Great Architect, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

not bad, been off work all week trying to catch up with other work
still haven't caught up and Monday is looming :(
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

*holds back Monday*

( The Great Architect, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

plan 9 fotfls:D I have that on DVD:)
What's about 'I would have come earlier but...' as a compo:D
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

ooh ooh ooh
this^
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

I like this idea,
but take no responsibility if it all goes wrong.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

Yes you will your strumpet!

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

Bornean Clouded Leopard is a alien,
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/sci_tech/green_room/7561940.stm
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

there's plenty of NSFW potential there.

( The Great Architect, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

*insert rape joke*
i would have come earlier...but you didnt scream/move/play back/baa/etc.
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

I would have come earlier but I was being bumrape by our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

they dont call him "holy"
for nothing*



*_{its all in the hands, i bet he'd give a fantastic handjob with those scars}
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

what happened to the time
when b3tans were bored of the compo and made there own "mini-comp"
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

it took cunts like me to start the revolt

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

you're revolting

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

GO ON THEN.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

fuck off

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

You're fucking shit at revolting.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

I thought I'd wait until you grow a set

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

What crawled up your vagina this morning? Sheesh.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

I win

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

Oh goddamnit... Were you just trolling me? :(

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

you fail to win

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Cock.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

boo hoo

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

I cannot figure you out.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

bless!

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

i thought it was the original
for a minute there
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

I thought that it had a lot of potential,
I was certainly in my element when it was announced
www.b3ta.com/board/8648371

but at the end of the day, there's only so many dead animal photos you can stomach without getting fucked off =(
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

were you present when
a twat posted a picture of a dead bride and the groom looking on helplessly as a firefighter tryed to save her?

i actually wish that guys nipples would explode
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

I hid the post until God intervened.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

i caught a brief glimpse of it before scrolling it out of sight

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

It was shit and fake. Other than it being unshopped it was not a big deal in the slightest.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

I don't care if it was fake or not,
it's not what I want to see
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

even if it was shopped
i can handle most of the shite the internet hurls at me, but that one hit a nerve
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

really?
I thought it was no worse than a scene from kids tv (Byker Grove or Grange Hill drama stuff), the actual dead animal stuff on here makes me far more annoyed
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

I was about to say 'It's just horses for courses' here these days
but realised - given the subject matter - it may not have been entirely appropriate.
( The Great Architect, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

tis always a good time for a pun
:ŹD
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Being a human, I associate more with human suffering than I do with animal suffering.
I blame evolution.
Not that I'm trying to defend the dead animal crap we've had this week.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

humans tend to do it to themselves and its their own stupid fault, which makes it ok in my eyes.
animals are usually dead because of humans, they don't ask to be worked to death, bred for food or chased across a field by dozens of people on horse for "sport".

I find that much harder to look at.
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

It's hard to say it's necessarily their own stupid fault in the case of a car crash.
Anyway, each to their own.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

people forget what they are signing up for when they get behind the wheel of a car
It's their own choice to get in a metal box travelling at great speeds, often travelling very close to other metal boxes. Often coming very close to other people in metal boxes who have been drinking, doing drugs, are reaching for the radio, on the phone etc etc etc
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)

I don't think that should stop us from sympathising with people who are in car crashes.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)

this^
seeing dead animals bothers me more although I was upset when they found Danny Kendall dead in Mr. Bronson's car
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

Yup:
This compo is going off in all different kinds of directions.
(Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

i think the word your looking for is bollocks
and this image certainly is, be a sweet and continue in this incompetent fashion.

'ning /board have i missed anything?
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

only this dead horse post as far as im aware
not been here long myself
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

It's a donkey doofus!
and i don't see you posting anything better, so shaaat up already!
(bukowski_jr whatever, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.
And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
( The Great Architect, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

just the usual run of the mill stuff then.
oh well.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

morning, squire!

( The Great Architect, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

good morning yourself
*typed with a slight blarney lilt
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

After reading all that up there ^
why did you then feel the need to sort it out!
Bye!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)

Ignored

yer a tool!!
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

You didn't read anything anyone put then?
*ignored*
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)