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One of the more bizarre pics I've seen at clipart...

From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 413 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

haha!
:D
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

Aww!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

arf

( Zak McFlimby, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

PARP!
'ning Zakkles!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

Hahaha
But if he had his toes removed, why does he have toes?:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)

Not squirrels
Feet... with tits.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)

Hahaha
That certainly is some random clipart
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

Can they do anything for the daffs growing out of her head?

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

Nitromors

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)

*fetches lawnmower*

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)

I'm a doctor not a gardener

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)

Oooooooooh yerbugger
wotcher, bitches. I'm feeling a bit sick.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)

everyone is sick at the moment
my girlfriend seems to be permanently sick right now, I'm thinking of part-exchanging her

ning captain!
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)

Mine's the same.
Which parts are you looking to exchange?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)

Well the carburetors fucked
and it needs a new gearbox..

*makes predictable joke about twin airbags*
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

*something about exhaust pipes*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

er...
reverse gear?
suspension?
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

Nooo be nice to sick ladies
it's not nice, being sick when you're a lady. It gets in your hair if you're not careful.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)

This problem is not confined to ladies.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)

Not enough men have long hair
depressingly few since the 90s.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

I'm hoping to keep mine for a good few more years.
Although maybe I'll get it trimmed when it actually reaches my arse.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

Probably best, save it getting straggly.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

*flicks his girly locks*

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

*does the 'because I'm worth it' motion*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

We are SO HOT right now.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

You've got nice hair
I'd like to have your hair for a bit. Be all curly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

We'll swap, yeah?
*plays with hair*
*rolls around*
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)

You LOVE rolling around
I reckon you're half weeble.

*uses new Sam hair to do convincing Gloria Estefan impression*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

The cat has been sick in the hall and I think the vomit has become a sentient being. Morally speaking, I think I should leave it alone.
*rolls near the sick*
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)

Can I be sick in the hall?
Take your time, I'm going for a deathstick.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

If you sick in my hall I wont be best pleased, young lady.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)

I know, I know..
And I love her and all that, I'm just naturally not a very patient person :)
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

Well BE NICE
or you'll have me to deal with. Grr.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

hello capn
are you off work?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)

Hello Nibus
Nope, I'm at work. I could be hungry, this is a possibility.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)

'ningles pimpy:P
We've always known you were a bit sick.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)

I'm just different.
And even then, not by much, if any at all. Varying shades of grey have more in common with black and white than they would like to imagine.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)

When did you become an interior decorator?:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

I'd be an ace interior decorator.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

If the client was colour blind
with all those greys:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

OH HAI I maeks you 50s howse.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

Hey cap'n
no offence meant

I was just using a socially acceptable form of racism to garner a cheap laugh
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'm JEUHKING, you plum duff.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

I'm gonna piddle on yer slippers.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)

HAHAHA!
You have all teh codez.
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)

Clansoul?
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)

Pffft!
:D
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

oh you bastard, I just spent ages making mine
only to find you beat me to it
( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)