If I were a Rich Man....


From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 413 entries (closed)

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

bindun . . .
and smaller . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

I do like the choice of roof though:)

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

That's a little on the big side filewise
But made me chuckle.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

For FUCKS sakes archie...

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

hahaha, :)

( The Great Architect, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

Hahahahahaha!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

and also
ha!
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

Is this an ironic post, as in it's sad how often this has bindun?

Because the pic itself isn't sad per sé.

/discuss
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

I'd be sad
if it were my roof!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

You could get him to pay for a new roof

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

nah It's too old
He'd never fuck it!!

/better late than never blog.
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)

...
it may be a response to this
www.b3ta.com/board/8657949
:(
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

...or maybe not
:)
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

Haha
I think you might be right!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

For the first time ever
at the weekend, I heard my best friend play violin. She was a concert violinist for years, but that was before I knew her. All the did was warm up the strings and do a couple of exercises, but there was some russian peasanty stuff in it (ie: FAST) and she was amazing. Brought tears to my eyes, I was so proud of her.

Yeah, I don't know why I've told you either.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

I met my 2 day old niece this weekend.
talk about tears to eyes. 5 lb 9. tiiiiinyyyy
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

That's a little bigger than me when I was newborn
but still teeny-tiny, she must have been so very wee. Awwwww, you lucky man.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

so? I once read a pamphlet.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

So? I once looked at a hedge.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

I so far managed to avoid that one

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

I got a new PC
and vista is not as shit as I thought it would be.

And I started playing Gears of War in prep for the sequel.
I didn't like it very much
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Play age of empires, it's the only game on the PC that I've liked.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

pepperonipizza ftw

( The Great Architect, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

Word salad time
am I actually reading what you're writing?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

/cheat code for +1000 food

( The Great Architect, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

Ahhhh, I never cheated
I did build lots and lots of walls, though. The Onion defence strategy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

Did you figure out that if you had walls all around you but with one tiny, heavily defended gap,
the enemy sends everyone suicidally through the little gap?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

I believe I did
it's been years since I played it. I really must get another copy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

Is that RPG?
I dont really do them either
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

God game.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

*ponders*

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

Well, ish.
God, as long as you like war. LOVELY WAR.

Does anyone remember what this game was? Some sort of God sim set in ancient Egypt. You had to deal with Nile floods and civil amenities etc.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

Do you mean Pharaoh?
Where you have to build up a city and stuff?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

That's it, I think.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

There's also a whole series of 'caesar' games,
which are basically the same thing but in Rome.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

Oooh *notes* ta

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

It is one of the best games ever created.
It'd be a bit of a struggle to get it running on vista though.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

I have no idea, don't use vista.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

Good for you.

( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)