Interview Ben Wheatley
Ben is making a TV Series called The Wrong Door.

He's also a b3tan and we're interviewing him and want YOUR QUESTIONS.

Add them to this thread or forever hold your peace.
( rob Add me on twitter: http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)

I would liek to know if ben thinks forever is long enough to hold my peace for.
also that looks wonderfully mental.

How many b3ta meme's has he snuck in.. as i noticed one Mr. Blessed there in the promo?
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)

You missed the giant cock then? ;)
Really looking foward to this show. Looks good!
(Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)

it was the cockship that promptewd me
then brain arrived shouting and pushed everything to the side as he does.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)

will you plug my tshitrs on your show if i give you a free one?
;D (don't ask, don't get)
( monstrinho do biscoito tee shurts! WWW.NOGUNARMY.COM, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)

If you could hold anyone's piece, whos would it be?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Ooo. You're not by any chance a foodie are you?

Oh! Mr. Wheatley? Lully!

EDIT: TEH BLESED TEH BLESSED!!!

EDIT EDIT: This is going to be the next Boosh!


QUESTION: Would you say B3ta way your greatest influence and how much royalties can we expect? All cheques can be made payable to riverghost.
( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)

I must be shit, I have no idea who he is or what he does
google says virals.

Consequently I suppose I don't have a question.

Oh I do. Jam or marmite?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)

( monstrinho do biscoito tee shurts! WWW.NOGUNARMY.COM, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)

Sorry from below
Not a space pilot some sort of coach passanger:P

( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)

The Wrong Door looks even more mental than the Mighty Boosh, is this the case?

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)

Your show actually looks good,
what is it doing on bbc3?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)

Once again, I get a 'not available in your area' message :(

It's not like I'm in third world country or something.
( mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)

Not available for me at work either
as I can't update my flash and java every two seconds, not being an 'administrator'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)

Wow it's outstanding
Imagine the Wheatley's have a skit show!

Brian Blessed is in it too!


uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j__xi1NU_2c&feature=PlayList&p=40FAD04A9CA4763B&index=0

there's other snippets ther too.
( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)

The who?
Oh never mind, obviously internet personalities.

youtube, like streaming stuff of all kinds, flash and other shit, doesn't show on my work computer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)

No their b3tards!
Mr. and Mrs. Whealtey
( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)

Yes, I get the concept
you're just going to have to make peace with the fact that I don't know who they are.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)

shan't

( Tom O'Bedlam https://twitter.com/Tom_OBedlam, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)

Shall.
Or I shall do terrible things to you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)

( Tom O'Bedlam https://twitter.com/Tom_OBedlam, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)

Unpleasant according to you or me?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)

i don't know, how do you feel about wrestling Ronnie corbett in cocoa butter?

( Tom O'Bedlam https://twitter.com/Tom_OBedlam, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

Prefer Ronnie Barker.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

some might consider wrestling the dead to be a little unsporting

( Tom O'Bedlam https://twitter.com/Tom_OBedlam, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

All you need to know it hass Brian Blessed as a space pilot!:D

( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)

It might actually be the first decent thing ever to come out of BBCThree.
Does anyone remember that Unseen Rally Highlights video they did from years ago? Just thinking about that makes me crack up.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

Monkey Dust

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)

Monkey Dust
Oh yes - more Monkey Dust please BBC!

I am looking forward to Mr Wheatley's TV program... When's it on? And why isn't series 2 of Monkey Dust available on DVD?
( heyrudi has just found this setting, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)

What about Dempsey then?:P
Sod Makepeace.
( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)

blessed
ninjas pirates robots and dr fox

this must be all of the win
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)

that looks awesome
is the tyrannosaurus available for children's parties and bar mitzvahs?
( Tom O'Bedlam https://twitter.com/Tom_OBedlam, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)

If you had to dispose of a human corpse, how would you do so?

( Evilscary CAUTION! Do not expose to direct sunlight., Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)

i'd leave the victim alive but unconscious, disguise them as guy fawkes then put them on a bonfire
i'd make sure the wood was dry too so if they wake up when they feel the flames they wouldn't lose consciousness
( Tom O'Bedlam https://twitter.com/Tom_OBedlam, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)

Sometimes you make me so happy.
I'm going to have a celebratory cigarette.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)

*sits at tom's feet*
you have so much to teach me, master
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

*nods sagely*
also if you just fancy killing someone for the sake of killing, do it at a music festival, as long as you do it quietly to an absolute stranger how could they ever find you out?
( Tom O'Bedlam https://twitter.com/Tom_OBedlam, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)

Because you'd be the one covered in the victim's blood.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

not necessarily

( Tom O'Bedlam https://twitter.com/Tom_OBedlam, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

naked festival murder ftw!

( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)

I always thought..
I would bury the body on a busy roundabout,after digging the shallow grave dressed as a council gardener....motorway intersections seem to get minimum visitors.
(bane of my mother, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

I would
bury the body on a busy roundabout,after digging the grave dressed as a council gardener...I`m sure my cunning plan is fundementaly flawed but I cant see it.
(bane of my mother, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

Can you remember the old jingle from the Cheerios advert?
What did it go like?
( Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)

How much are they paying you?

( mofaha, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)

Not enough to buy a icon?

( Letum Spack Monkey, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)

What is your opinion on yaoi?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)

Tut sir
everyone and their grandmother's dog knows that the question is:
"But what are your thoughts on yaoi?"
(greenycrimson I stole the from pyschotherapist, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)

Yes, "When is it starting?"
We're running out of August
( Zak McFlimby, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)

Radio Times Says this
www.radiotimes.com/ListingsServlet?event=10&channelId=45&programmeId=83679715&jspLocation=/jsp/prog_details_fullpage.jsp
(Stonkwood oh the baroque magnificence that is me!, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

What is your idea of the perfect bacon sandwich?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)

less that 1900 posts in 5 and a half years
Why so few?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)

Just their stuff innit.

( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)

You just don't understand me!
*dons hoodie*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)

I once saw a tv show about a guy who would hunt crocodiles and you know point at them...
what's the most exotic creature you've pointed at?

what's your favourite colour of mould?

Ever tried gymnastics?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)

Have you ever rubbed your manparts on a christmas cake?

If I replaced every word in this sentence with 'bullsquits' would you laugh?

what are 'bullsquits'?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)

Are you happy that you have better CGI than "Primeval"?

( executiverocker twitter.com/executiverocker, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)

Which puts them in at least the same league as Mccoy era Doctor Who

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)

I love you
both for this comment and your username
(Stonkwood oh the baroque magnificence that is me!, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

to be fair
pengu has better animation than primeval.
( Tyronne Likes Hawk the Slayer., Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)

pingu is more disturbing than primeval

(Mehitabel_Itrang is pulling your leg, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)

what's it like being awesome, and how to I go about reaching those dizzy heights?

( prodigy69 we want freddy for our leader..he's a man of class, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)

Will Larry Grayson be behind this wrong door?

( Tyronne Likes Hawk the Slayer., Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)

Nope...
... none other than micheal k brandow.
(+iNFNitm /talk is gay, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)

Will the dinosaur have speaking roles, and will he be voiced by David Hyde Pierce?
If not, why?
( ClanSoul, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)

No Bridge? No Shark? No Helicopter or Ladder?
That is gay (sorry i could'nt help it).
(+iNFNitm /talk is gay, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)

You are spasticated_mammal.

( ClanSoul, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

Noez
I had a serious question to ask but i could not remember it 0_o
(+iNFNitm /talk is gay, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

I have one!
If that's the wrong door, what's behind the right door?
( Killerkitti is with the hippie in the park, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)

Bacons and money, probably.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)

But bacons is wrong.
:[
( Killerkitti is with the hippie in the park, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)

BLASPHEMER!
STONE THE UNBELIEVER!
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)

Nah!
I'm a vegetarian is all. I like bacon, but I like it when it's not made out animals. I eat fake bacon. Which is just as yummy. :D
( Killerkitti is with the hippie in the park, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)

Nooo it's not.
Having spent two years veggie, I tried every single bacon substitute I could get my mitts on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)

facon is not meat.
therefore, it contains 98% less flavour and win as real bacon.
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)

falcon?
mmmm. endangered
( monstrinho do biscoito tee shurts! WWW.NOGUNARMY.COM, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)

A guard that tells only truth and a guard that tells only lies.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)

And then you have to figure out which one is which?

( Killerkitti is with the hippie in the park, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)

Either that or get them drunk and make them sing along to Meatloaf

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)

Hahahahah
That's a good plan. :D
( Killerkitti is with the hippie in the park, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)

Nah, they both just stab you.
I mean they are guards.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)

II don't think they can do that
you know like without a proper reason.
( Killerkitti is with the hippie in the park, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)

You're a shifty looking type.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)

Am not!

( Killerkitti is with the hippie in the park, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)

Yes you are.
You look like Des Lynam.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)

This reminds me of a particularly good XKCD strip
imgs.xkcd.com/comics/labyrinth_puzzle.png
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)

Hahahahah

( Killerkitti is with the hippie in the park, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)

well....

( Tom O'Bedlam https://twitter.com/Tom_OBedlam, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)

Hahahahahahah


Also: good morning you.
( Killerkitti is with the hippie in the park, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)

hey to you to kiddo1

( Tom O'Bedlam https://twitter.com/Tom_OBedlam, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)

How goes it?

( Killerkitti is with the hippie in the park, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)

question one: how are babies born?
question two: how long?
( kingsuperspecial wants wild living, fast, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)

Oh, I can save him some time there
A1: Extremely grumpy and naked
A2: About 50cm but they do fill out.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)

You've seen me in person about 5-10 times now. Can you guess who I am?

( cr3 loves chipsticks, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)

are you the one with man tits?

( rob Add me on twitter: http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)

They're delightfully pert
I've been working out.
( cr3 loves chipsticks, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

haha!

(+iNFNitm /talk is gay, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)

Has B3ta given you any ideas for sketches?
if so, will the B3tards involved make the credits?
( Colonel Dracula The educated whale who thinks he's better than you, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)

i was thinking this...
a lot of b3ta stuff would make excellent sketches
(Monsieur Brain Surgery - It's not Rocket Science!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)

Is "The Wrong Door" a euthamism for sodomy?
If not, can you shed some light on what this "door" preference is all about.
( busy phil has been busier, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

are you on BBC3 by your own choice?
if you are, why the hell would you choose BBC3? it's shit!
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

I think the answer to that might be
FFS, one step at a time!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

fuck steps, LEAP!

( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)

if you could dig up and rape any corpse in the world
who would it be?
(Halfy is experiencing the worlds slowest house purchase, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

When a trailer for your series came on my telly,
I turned to my wife and proudly proclaimed that "a guy from b3ta made that!" as if I was somehow involved and deserved some glory.

That wasn't a question was it?

That was ^.

Ask him "that wasn't a question was it?".

Or if we can continue to leech kudos (unless the series flops, in which case I've never heard of him)
( Zak McFlimby, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

I'm gonna ask if I can borrow some milk
as work have run out


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)

I think there might be a world shortage
cos I just got a phone call to say my shop has run out of milk and the workers are revolting.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)

Hire new workers with better personal hygiene.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)

what is your favourite cough medicine
and does it have any unexpected side effects.
(discodaz has finally got a job!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

Can you save me money on my car insurance?

(+iNFNitm /talk is gay, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)

On a scale of one to ten, how scaley is my one to ten?

( Rappola is gonna divorce the FUCK out of you, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)

How do you feel about your work? Not necessarilly how you would evaluate how good it is, but what do think about when you're approaching a new project for b3ta or for the bbc?

( hanke, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)

Writing hundreds of gags and staying consistently funny
is a hell of a task. do you have a technique? a method? if so how do you go about thinking stuff up?
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)

Will you forget about us when you get all famous 'n that?
Rob, you said "B3tan" and not "B3tard"!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)

What did it take
to get Brian Blessed involved in The Wrong Door?
( Zak McFlimby, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

Dear Mr Blessed,
I have a series on BBC3, would you please be in it.
It would involve lots of shouting and possibly swearing.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)

hehe
I *neeeed* to know what his 'rider' was.
( Zak McFlimby, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)

Aaah
gallons of throat gargly stuff?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)

The effects in the wrong door are brill
how on earth do you manage to get such high-end CGI into a normal show? or is it actually all real?
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

What comes first - a design for a wacky transforming object or the script?

( Friz., Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

Punching babies really hard in their ugly, drooling, cow-eyed faces: when is it completely necessary?

( hanke, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

what's your favourite kind of egg?

( DogHorse is a daddy! YAY!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)

Yes!
This is actually a very important question.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)

No question, just hope it goes well for him, the trailer looks awesome :)

( The Great Architect www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)

What sketch(s) did they
not allow you to make? (and why)
( Zak McFlimby, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)

What is your chosen biscuit?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)

What has inspired you?
Or does still?
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)

Cadburys Dairy Milk or Galaxy?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)

daddy or chips?

( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)

I'm surprised
it took a full two hours for somebody to ask this.
(MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Mon 18 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)

I was going to, but then I thought someone else would like the honour.

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)

How many times has someone thrown a brick through your window?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)

Biscuits
Ask him about biscuits
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)

Did you
show the BBC Snailhousen in order to get commissioned?
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman has all the time on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)

Do you ever cry after orgasm?

( Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)

beeb shite
Is it going to be any good or just something else that has a cult following, becomes popular, is turned into a cash cow that the beeb milk beyond death and isn't funny as you struggle for ideas that aren't just a repeat of previous episodes and ends up as a crappy one trick pony like just about everything else they've shown that isn't even remotely funny once it's moved to bbc one and toned down for grannies and small puppies?
(bluehamster, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)

Has the internet made it easier to get into tv?
Or does the sheer amount of stuff out there make it harder to be heard?
(willenium brought the internet into disrepute on,, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 18:43, archived)

Dear Mr Ben,
Do you anticipate and/ or hope that The Wrong Door will one day be referred to as a cult sketch show?

Also, which other current comedy shows do you enjoy?
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)

What is your favourite mythical creature?
Best kind of rock: Blackpool or Edinburgh?
( Bob Todd 's delivering stringbeans to Utah tonight, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)

What's the worst CGI you've ever seen?
Is it this? IS IT? www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZkblH8Q22I

More seriously, what would you recommend as the best set of basic kit one should set themselves up with at home if they want to make ok-looking SFX stuff on a shit-fisherman's budget?
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)

Now you're famous
do you mind if we all wait outside your home, grinning hopefully?
( Peregrin, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)

How detrimental was b3ta to your current success?
Do you feel you could have your own channel by now if it wasn't for the boards?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

Do you think that you'll be able live up to the high standards we have come to expect from BBC 3 or
insert 2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps "joke" here.
( bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

Hellooo Ben long timey no heary..
Did you get your hands dirty with the compositing on this one or did you fire director orders around at the crew or both?.

n did the beeb standby in the background keeping tabs on the whole thing ready to offer any beeb type resources or tips?

Best
D
(Davideo Better to think they do than know they don't, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)

Do you have a TV License ?
Was eventually stumping up for one a condition on getting the series?
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)

Would you willingly sign body parts?

(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)

.
*Is CGI your favourite type of animation or would you have done it all stop motion if the bbc had given you 10 years to make the show?

*What would be the hardest thing in the world to animate (eg a hairy snowflake)?

*What was the first thing you saw on the internet that you found genuinely funny?

*What is the silliest legislation the bbc have given you to work to?

*How often does Brian Blessed swear in real life? If often, please can you draw us a pie chart to show which swear words are most often used.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

Do you know where my fags are?
If not can I have some of your new money to buy some more?
(Formaly Over say's hello, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

If you had to choose an 'Emperor of the World', and you couldn't choose yourself...
...who would you pick?
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)

if you had a ukulele band what would you call it?
in event of a fire who would you accuse of arson?
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

REPLACE BB
The montage at the end looks wonderfully wacky. Please re-invent reality tv for us and get rid of the shite that clogs up C4. What would you do if you were given Endermol's budget...
(beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

Are you my dream girl?
Remember the time I saved you from those giant dream scissors?
Show some imaginary gratitude you pretend whore!
(Hampster Squared just happens to be Hig Hurtenflurst, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

did your beard have a nice holiday?
where did it go?
( mutated monty, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

Can you get me a job?
I'll clean up or whatever if you want.
(sorry., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)

If you had a really big beard
would you tuck it under the sheets or lie it on top, when you go to bed at night?
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson won't somebody think about Jade!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson won't somebody think about Jade!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson won't somebody think about Jade!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)

Jaffacakes or Chocolate Fingers?

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)

why must I be a teenager in gloves?

(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

why do fools fall in gloves?

(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)

will you still glove me tomorrow?

(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)

baby glove

(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)

WHOOOOOOO are you
who who, who who
well who the fuck are you?

etc.
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)

What first got you intrested in the creative aspects of computing?
(basically, 'what originally inspired you?')
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:46, archived)

I think you have an exceptional beard
but does anyone or anything live in it? And if so, how do they vote?
( Down on the farm is your dad in 20 years, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

There are many sketch shows on TV at this present time,
How is yours different?
Also:
Do you eat your breakfast cereals in a mix or do you take them pure?
(gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)

What's your favourite question to be asked during interviews?

( mike woz ere message me with some flounces or failures please, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

What's the minimum amount someone would have to pay you to sleep with Ann Widdicombe?

(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)

Would you rather bee or a wasp?
choose wisely
(Kris Is Ska "twat with a ukulele", Wed 20 Aug 2008, 3:31, archived)

Where were you on the evening of the b3ta server fire, and are there other people who can confirm your alibi?

(turtles head is touching cloth is using this line instead of twitter, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 7:34, archived)

Spoonerisms
Do you prefer to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
(KittyOHara is a master corsetier since 1875, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

Dear Ben.
BBC Three. Spooks: Code 9. Torchwood. WTF?
(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Are you sure theat all these cool ads for the program
aren't just the best bits?
( RBF esquire http://tinyurl.com/mleynt, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)

The CGI looks absolutely fantastic
But for [insert deity]'s sake, why did they waste it on a lame 'death by chocolate' gag and then show that as a trailer? Do they want people to stay away?
Everything else looks brilliant, btw. But someone should get lukewarm tea poured over their head for that one.

I think my question is, can you arrange that?
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

would you sleep with...
rob wakefield, for a fiver?
(DefyingDarwin (formerly Wordbomb), Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)

Very similar title to the wrong trousers
Would you give Wallace a big hairy cock for comedic effect?
(bagend, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

THREE?
Any chance you can mock the smugtards who do the '60 seconds' updates on three - you know?the 'punchy' scabs who owe the freeviewing public's patience a great debt. I hate them.
( Woolworth Smells of festive spices, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)

Have you got
a job for me?
( Black Moon I have my 5 a day, from the chip shop, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)

Have you got
a job for me?

As I am very proud of the fact that you are a subscriber to my YouTube channel.
( Black Moon I have my 5 a day, from the chip shop, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)

Ben Wheatley
Who?
(The Jannie, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

Can you think of a question you should be asked
and can I be credited with that question?
( Sn0tters, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

I heard off Graham Linehan's blog
that BBC3 have really irritating and cringe-making marketing people who say things like, "Our target viewer smokes Marlboro Lights". Did you come across much of this kind of thing? Plus did you meet anyone involved with Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps and did they look ashamed? Oh, and do you do your own CGI and what do you use?
(traincrispsstu Feed me coal, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)