If you had to dispose of a human corpse, how would you do so?

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)

i'd leave the victim alive but unconscious, disguise them as guy fawkes then put them on a bonfire
i'd make sure the wood was dry too so if they wake up when they feel the flames they wouldn't lose consciousness
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)

Sometimes you make me so happy.
I'm going to have a celebratory cigarette.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)

*sits at tom's feet*
you have so much to teach me, master
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

*nods sagely*
also if you just fancy killing someone for the sake of killing, do it at a music festival, as long as you do it quietly to an absolute stranger how could they ever find you out?
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)

Because you'd be the one covered in the victim's blood.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

not necessarily

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

naked festival murder ftw!

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)

I always thought..
I would bury the body on a busy roundabout,after digging the shallow grave dressed as a council gardener....motorway intersections seem to get minimum visitors.
(bane, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

I would
bury the body on a busy roundabout,after digging the grave dressed as a council gardener...I`m sure my cunning plan is fundementaly flawed but I cant see it.
(bane, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)