I have one!
If that's the wrong door, what's behind the right door?
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)

Bacons and money, probably.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)

But bacons is wrong.
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( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)

BLASPHEMER!
STONE THE UNBELIEVER!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)

Nah!
I'm a vegetarian is all. I like bacon, but I like it when it's not made out animals. I eat fake bacon. Which is just as yummy. :D
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)

Nooo it's not.
Having spent two years veggie, I tried every single bacon substitute I could get my mitts on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)

facon is not meat.
therefore, it contains 98% less flavour and win as real bacon.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)

falcon?
mmmm. endangered
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)

A guard that tells only truth and a guard that tells only lies.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)

And then you have to figure out which one is which?

( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)

Either that or get them drunk and make them sing along to Meatloaf

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)

Hahahahah
That's a good plan. :D
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)

Nah, they both just stab you.
I mean they are guards.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)

II don't think they can do that
you know like without a proper reason.
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)

You're a shifty looking type.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)

Am not!

( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)

Yes you are.
You look like Des Lynam.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)

This reminds me of a particularly good XKCD strip
imgs.xkcd.com/comics/labyrinth_puzzle.png
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)

Hahahahah

( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)

well....

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)

Hahahahahahah


Also: good morning you.
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)

hey to you to kiddo1

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)

How goes it?

( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)