i'd leave the victim alive but unconscious, disguise them as guy fawkes then put them on a bonfire
i'd make sure the wood was dry too so if they wake up when they feel the flames they wouldn't lose consciousness
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)

Sometimes you make me so happy.
I'm going to have a celebratory cigarette.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)

*sits at tom's feet*
you have so much to teach me, master
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

*nods sagely*
also if you just fancy killing someone for the sake of killing, do it at a music festival, as long as you do it quietly to an absolute stranger how could they ever find you out?
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)

Because you'd be the one covered in the victim's blood.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)

not necessarily

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

naked festival murder ftw!

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)