Doesn't get any sadder than this.


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(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)

IS kebab the new word on "the street"?
Should I use it to be down with the youth?
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

kebab isn't as good without horse

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

I do not understand the analogy....
A kebab is something I have only partaken of after drinking lots of realbeery drinkypoos.

A lady's pinkish parts I am happy to partake of anytime, this does not make sense to me.
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

Perhaps some sort of food science is required here
*hopes*
( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)

Crikey
That made me blush!
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)

Didn't see refer to her foo-foo
as a kebab?
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

"max clifford on jade goody's kebab"
:(
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

*bokes*

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

it's dripping with sauce!

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)

hopefully HP

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

mm relish the tangy brown-ness

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

Proof that Karma exists
although I don't wish cancer on anyone
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

but you did just express the opinion
that that person has been given cancer as punishment for past indiscretions...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

Maybe he meant the starsign


Edit: I've just checked... she's a Gemini
( Hamster Trippin', Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

thank fuck

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

I just heard Russell Crowe may be playing Bill Hicks in a biopic.
With a whale. In the Thames.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad Christmas, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

what?-Say that again
then tell me it's not true - NOW!!!!!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

Hold it together.
www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=23102
( Bela Lugosi's Dad Christmas, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

Oh dear.
edit: also, what he said ^
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

Too old

( Hamster Trippin', Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

and shit
and wrong.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

?

( Hamster Trippin', Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

Could be worse.
Could be Russell Brand. Or Russell Grant.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

Hello Glenn Hoddle
long time no speaky.



Sorry, but I'm of a mind that karma's not such a bastard as to possibly rid a small boy of his mother because she happened to say a couple of naughty things.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

I was only digging at her
I dont believe in karma really. Plus my mother (potentially) has cancer so like I said, i don't wish it on anyone.
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

you said it, you can't un-say it
there's no irony or misplaced words on b3ta EVER - you must stand by everything you ever say
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

and now the karma forms

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

shut up Jew

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

:o

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

Yidtwins powers activate!
Form of righteous kosher rage
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

I hope that appears in the form of a greased up summer sausage
ECCYTHUMP!!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

shut up Muzzie

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

Shut up agnostic-y

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

you're just upset because I didn't invite you to my bar mitzvah
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)

is that a gay bar?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

Oy, god willing

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

:D

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

sorry
- I'm practising racism... you shoe wearing Nord
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

THAT'S CLOG NOODLING BORK BORK BORK BORK!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

hahaha that's going to be my new sig ^

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)

Science!

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

You watched it - you can't unwatch it!
Stay tuned for more... "Tales! Of! Interest!".
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)

You are Sharon Stone
aicmfp
(asciifaceofbob meh, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

Karma for what
she got the blame for what other's said
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

Karma for hiring Max Clifford as her publicist?
Mind, if you're not with him you're aginst him...
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

The karma was when she started bullying and spewing out racist comments
On Celebrity Big Brother, and suddenly found that the public (i.e. the shitey celeb magazines) had turned their back on her.

But I think this, while real, is an attempt to make lemons out of lemonade.

I sincerely wish her the best of luck, but I also wish she would just fuck off too.
( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

But she didn't
she didn't like Shilpa SHitty and said she was a stuck up cow. That's not racist in my book (cos she was a stuck up cow).

Danielle Lloyd was the racist one, and she's come out it better than anyone, cos she's suppossedly pretty
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

I'm sure she thinks karma is a sort of curry, innit

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

nah, it's a mini yer mum drives
innit
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)

korma korma korma korma cameleon*
*joke circa 1995
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)

Shish

( Hamster Trippin', Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

Maybe they can do a transprant..
Just need a donner
( oAmadeuso Godot still isn't coming., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

As much as I hate her
Cancer is shite.
(asciifaceofbob meh, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

i have a strange feeling of
de javu

on that note, wher is k3b/-\b, didn't see him around for a week or so
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

That's not de javu
*zips*
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

i bite..
but you're welcome to try me
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

That's OK.
I'm nails.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

i thought this was shopped..

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

/funny font matching algorithm question

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

/mild sub pixel smoothing anecdote

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

DISCO! MEATS!

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

\o/
yeah baby, time for MEAT!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

crikey, she was on the Indian version of big brother
this world confuses and scares me greatly

I need a hug :(

after I've finished this pizza :D

:(
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

I'll only hug you if I can have a slice of pizza.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)

crap, I eated the last one
it was great

and filled with pizza'y goodness

with melted cheese

and like, toppings

yum!

so nice!

I could eat them all day, yum yum yum yum

all gone.
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

Bah!
Luckily I have sausages cooking as a backup.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

emergency sausages!
that's what stops the barbarians at the gates

they'll never defeat us as long as we have tubes of processed floor scrapings

yum!

I hope they are spicy and you have onions with them :D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

They have herbs in them.
and I'm going to eat them between two slices of bread. With lots of butter.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)

crikey
this sounds awfully middle class

you should have a glass of wine with them

and the situation is complete
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)

A glass of wine? Don't be stupid.
I'm going to have some fine brandy and a cigar.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

you'd better throw that brandy into the fireplace in a fit of rage when you are finished with it
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)

Only if my butler brings me the wrong slippers again.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

id like her to get
brain cancer
(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

Mouth and throat cancer ftw

then she might stfu.
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

This is massively woo!
My 11-year old daughter doesn't get it tho =o]
( Papa Noel I like ta chewit chewit, I like ta CHEWIT!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)