well I'm crying salt tears


From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 413 entries (closed)

(D1sc0 Yes sir, I can boogie., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)

who what now?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)

a girl (Fact!)
who's in married with children!
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)

There goes the return
of Married With Children. Who'd watch it now?
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)

Are the surgeons
planning to go back in time to do this operation?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)

read it
there goes the RETURN.
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)

doesn't matter
she has an absolutely breathtaking heinie anyway.

I mean, that thing's good.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)

Christina Applegate in Double Assectomy
:(
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)

no!
but I wanted to be friends with it!
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)

And so you should
Since you still don't understand b3ta.
( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)

would you keep the noise down please? we can hear you failing way over on /talk

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)

you appear to have
no concept of the spirit of b3ta and you should consider a headectomy.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)

a brief perusal of b3ta this summer would suggest that
he/she has a firm grasp of the concept of the spirit of b3ta.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)

Thank you Dbroon
glad someone's not a flaming twunt!
(D1sc0 Yes sir, I can boogie., Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

Ah yes
i forgot to tell you off!
1:

2: You've been here 2 months now so I really shouldnt have to tell you to READ FAQ
3: Beg forgiveness.

TIA
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)

i love this sign
*frots*
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)

What is this
'Frotting' of which you speak?
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)

I really like this

( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)

I begs forgiveness
I'm so, so sorry. God I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry etc etc. By the way, what bit of the FAQ should I be reading? picture too big? not shopped? no bright pink penis or reference to buggery? Are they mandatory now? is this better?



Phew, now it's fully B3ta'd it MUST be hilarious, right?
(D1sc0 Yes sir, I can boogie., Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)

Shopped BBC images only, please.

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)

Come on,
I think there is universal agreement that there is only one cancer victim who deserves mocking today.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)

This actually happened???!!
Good god I was laughing.

Next thing I guess is Jade Goody gets Cancer in the big brother house
(AngryCraig, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)

I've got cancer of the house

(Sister Nutmeat, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)

is this real?
:(
(Lt. Shinysides will eat it later., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)

I still would!

(PintOfGuinness and a portion of mixed jimmy wabs!, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)