From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 413 entries (closed)

( Leningrad, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)

hahah 96-99%

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)

Arf!
It seems bad form to post a new thread for this seeing as the previous one is still on the page, so I'ma TJ with another WIP:


I've finished for tonight; I want to continue but I ought to sleep.
( Bob Yuletodd, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)

Do you mind if I draw all over it like one of those plastic surgeons?
It's fantastically painted and all, but from what I imagine of the construction there are a few bits which would need changing a wee bit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 3:26, archived)

Go for it. :D
I love feedback like that. I don't know how soon I'm going to bed, so I might not see it until the morning, but feel free.
( Bob Yuletodd, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 3:27, archived)

Right, bedtime now.
I'll spazz back later.
( Bob Yuletodd, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 3:39, archived)

GIVE NOW!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 3:22, archived)

MMMmmmmm Bisto.

( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Wed 20 Aug 2008, 3:26, archived)

Survival rates are greatly increased, if the patient is chased through the city streets on horseback and beaten with sticks before being set alight.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 3:35, archived)

Tarring and feathering has fallen out of favor
and all these young stars are getting cancer.

Coincidence? I think not.
( Shiksa, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 3:45, archived)

BRING BACK THE LASH

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 3:49, archived)

rum and sodomy are bigger than ever, but I feel the lash is falling behind these days.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 4:56, archived)

having experienced none of the above for quite some time, it's hard to comment further
bar the album of course which is top notch
( deodar ant thinks the King Midas Sound album rules, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 5:05, archived)

i thought about using that as a screen name on a dating site, but...
...i figured 'rum, sodomy and the lash' would just lead people to believe incorrect things about me.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 5:44, archived)

I know, rum is a terrible drink.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 5:51, archived)

i only take it intravenuously, with peas.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 5:55, archived)

what have you done to her face? it's horrifying!
_{unshopped, i presume?}
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 5:21, archived)