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( Microwave, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 5:47, archived)

microwave i want to kiss and hug you.

(captain freedom don't expect, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)

the oil's run out! the oil's run out!
we must use umbrellas to get about.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)

"The moon is full: its silver beams
Shine down and give us lovely dreams."
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:00, archived)

"when play is over, we are fed
on wholesome bowls of milk and bread."
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:09, archived)

"It's making an unholy fuss;
Why has it come to visit us?"

There was something very Gorey about your couplet.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:15, archived)

heh.
i do like me a whole lot of e.g. i think i was aiming more for silly chidren's book with that couplet, though.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:21, archived)

I should be working but instead I am uncovering forgotten treasures.
 

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:29, archived)

oh no
he's going to slip
( Microwave, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:32, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:32, archived)

that's great!
find more of these.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)

by "treasures" I mean, "old stuff I've forgotten even making".
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:37, archived)

haha, what did she get nicknamed?
i seem to recall she got tagged, but not what.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:40, archived)

not exactly, but I think Mocking Girl is the closest we got to a regular moniker.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:47, archived)

that sounds right.
one of mofaha's pics with her outside the window is what i recall.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:50, archived)

THAT WAS THE FIRST

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:54, archived)

i wish i had a memory of any worth.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:55, archived)

I wish I had some happy memories.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:57, archived)

i met three new kitties today.
two were on my patio and glared at me when i invaded (then squirmed around to get pats).

the third is a friend's new kitty, another rescue cat. he was super, very affectionate.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 7:02, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 7:16, archived)

Woo.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 6:06, archived)