I've had enough for now, thank you *burps*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

You're not full until it drips out your nose.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

I'm so full I can't cry as it's too thick for my tear ducts.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)

You need wider tear ducts.
I'll lend you some specialist tweezers if you like.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

If I'm going to be facially tortured
the least you could do is get an SS uniform and a convincing accent.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)

VE SHALL DO NUSSING OF ZE SORT.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)

That's much better.
Now I don't mind so much.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)

I'd like to say that I'm really getting off on this.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)

I knew already.
Go and get your uniform on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)

But this PVC gets too hot.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)

PVC?!
Wash your mouth out with soap, I'm not some cheap teenage goffik. If I wanted you wipeclean I'd have you in proper latex. As it stands, though, I want historical accuracy so these are originals.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)

But they make me feel siiiiiilly.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)

Tough.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)

Am I for fucking and ttssattssr's for punishing?
I knew I wouldn't be enough for you.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)

You want punishing?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)

no
but it just highlights my failings in not wanting to be punished that you feel the need to punish him.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)