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[challenge entry] Most effective method by far
Put a donk on it

From the Design A New Mousetrap challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# nice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
# and now that lyrical genius in full
Yeah, yeah it's sick that, yeah that's good.
Wait hold on a minute, pull it up, stop. You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!

Yeah, yeah, yeah thats sick. That is sick!
I can definitely drop to that one, all we need now is like a hook like.
You know, You know what I've got actually the perfect one.

Baseline! (Ahh wicked!)
Put a donk on it.

Electro! (Ahh that is sick that mate!)
Put a donk on it.

Techno! (Ohhh that is good!)
Put a donk on it.

Aye, thats good that Tony!
Claaasicc

Baseline! (Where'd you learn that one)
Put a donk on it.

Electro! (Yeah i like that.)
Put a donk on it.

Techno! (That one's good.)
Put a donk on it.

Donk d-donk donk donk donk.

Covers goin' sick tonight,
I'm like superman without kryptonite,
phat as hell without cellulite,
and I look well sick in a U.V light,
speakin' of sick that's me on the mic,
and if you don't like it get on ya bike,
pack ya bags and get out my sight,
otherwise its left right left goodnight,

Mic controller,
lyric amova,
rhymes that im comin so quick like a soldier,
so ya better know my name is Cover,
if you wanna test me ya better not go there,
if you go there ya gonna get messed up,
Im'a beat on you till your face will drop,
as I'm comin' you better get runnin',
you better get gone or your gonna get dun in.

I'm back, with professional status,
the greatest mc, i'm likely to make this,
take this mic and use it against yuz,
other mc's just aint the same as,
this kids been livin the dream,
been glued to the mic since I was 13,
gett in my worldso you will see,
what life is like on a life support machine.

Watch out,
don't mess with this kid,
a twisted misfit join the hit list.
it's simple,
a baby born gifted,
nothing but lyrics when pens were lifted,
raw talent,
mixed with some sickness,
rhyming ability oh so * deceiving *
this recipe for your evenin'
Dowie mc's inside,
he ain't leavin'.

Baseline!
Put a donk on it.

Electro!
Put a donk on it.

Techno!
Put a donk on it.

Aye, that's good that Tony!

Baseline! (Where'd you learn that one)
Put a donk on it.

Electro!
Put a donk on it.

Techno! (Ahh thats sick that mate)
Put a donk on it.

Donk d-donk donk donk donk.

Action is my distraction,
reaction is interaction,
clearly, dearly, really, see
This mc may legally,
commited never districted,
convicted never restricted,
respected hating the quiet,
inspected making the riot,
dirty, flirty, dirty, G
douty, louty, shouty,Z
making this observent,
making the nation my servant,
so venture, venture, surrender,
the manly family, not tender
worked in Manchester forever
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
# i'm a big fan of: Ey, that's good that Tony!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# me too
'hahaha, that's sick that mate'

is also good
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# well, you've saved me polluting my mind with the actual sound of it, anyroad.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Why?...
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# because it is my b3ta day soon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# So it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# happy b3taday soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# *glees*
i have forgotten all of my previous ones
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# fuck me,
thats poetry
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *fucks*
it is indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# man, it would take three monkeys about a minute and a half to compose that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# you got 'half' and 'minute'
the wrong way around.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# i was allowing time to correct typos.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# it would take half a monkey somewhat longer, I should think
 
BUT IT WOULD GET THERE IN THE END
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# kill it with fire!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I say alright I've got the message, okay yes oh yay.
She says why do you speak in that bizarre town crier way?
What are you assumptiating, that I'm like a gay I say?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Marvellous!
I have just added some bile to the comments thread too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)
# just noticed your sig
fuckin' A!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# you what, sorry?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# haha, win.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
# ^ this
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
# DONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# glee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Haha fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)