I do like this

But a skidmark would have put up with the very very best
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)

but then it has to fade away and that spoils it

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)

A man with your talent would have R2 with a kryten type hoover attachement doing all the cleaning up afterwards






and it would still only be 30K in size
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)