meh

Probably been done 1000 times...
bandwagon ahoy!

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(theswollenbeef taverimooch!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)

Less of a bandwagon
more the great bandwagon train of 1997 and onwards.

Oooh I am a bit arsy today- do apologise, female problems.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

Can't drive?


sorry.
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

No, I can't drive
but then it's cheaper to get the bus everywhere anyway. WAY cheaper.


I can ride, however (easy, I mean motorbikes) which is far better than driving stupid cars.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)

i know
my car gets used maybe once every two weeks.
Walking to work ftw! (unless its raining like today, in which case turning up with wet legs ftl)
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)

cheaper: yes, I've got my MOT in two weeks... there goes £600 most likely....

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

I shall just post an old QOTW answer of mine here
www.b3ta.com/questions/peeves/post153627
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)

Do you really knit?
I hope you do.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)

I try my best.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

I can recommend Motomaster in Watford.
Two years in a row I passed with flying colours despite the fact that I knew stuff was wrong.

So, you know, I may be about to die every time I drive anywhere, but at least it's cheap.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

cool, that's just down the road from me most likely :D

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

World of pain Dude...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)

*surpresses lollage*

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)

you will be!
*gets all feminist and angry*
i can't drive, though.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)

Pffft.... hahahahaha

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)

i'm far too easily distracted by shiny things
i'd kill either myself or some luckless pedestrian. i had one driving lesson in my mate's car, floored it along the beach.
that was fun.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)

yuck
why are female problems so yucky...

but so tasty?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)

Ooooh, saved yourself at the last minute.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)

feel free share your problems with me.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)

Half b3tan, half mooncup, all man.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

I have to admit to being unsure what a mooncup is.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

You'll either be really offended or unmoved if you google it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)

try
"hornay"
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)

Excellent stuff.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)

I don't quite understand how it could be comforable though...

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

I was halfway through my lunch, now I'm at the beginning of it again.

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)

Good for you- full of iron.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)

If I wanted iron, I'd lick the hinges on my front door.

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)

Wuss....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

would I be more manly if I slammed an empty shot glass on the table and shouted "FILL IT!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

Depends on what you wanted it filled with

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)

:|
Gerrout of my mind.

AND WIFF THAT I AM PLAY MOAR GAEM.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

*hug*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)

diet caffiene-free coca cola
awww crap, there goes my last little bit of masculinity....
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)

Brown water, then.
I can make you some of that, go and get me some undercooked chicken.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

1 girl 1 glass

( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

Whole new meaning to the term 'coke float'.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)

eeeeewwwww!
cream soda was always much nicer in a float.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

ugh
you mucky woman
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)

Yep. Brilliant, isn't it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

quite

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

Depends what you want her to fill it with.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)

hahaha :D

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)

Wonderful turn of phrase, that man!
major office lollery.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

Driving failures and an inability to comprehend basic engineering?

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8710112
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)

agreed
hence the meh.

I hated myself while I was doing it if that's any consolation...
(theswollenbeef taverimooch!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)

it's ok
it's just an organisational suggestion :D
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)

...

(theswollenbeef taverimooch!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

haha!

( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

hahahaha

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

HELLO I HAVE BEEN PLAYING SPORE. MY LITTLE CREATURE HAS A LITTLE BEAK. AWW LITTLE CREATURE.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

I've ordered this and it might well be sitting in my post box downstairs.
I should probably go and check.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

Do it. You can be mah buddy.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

I'll do it when I go to buy food.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

buy prawns, steak and haggis.
they are all decidedly tasty.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

I already have steak for my tea.
I'm buying vegetables to roast to go with it, and mustard for the diane sauce. And bacon so I can make carbonara tomorrow.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

sauce on steak?????
BLASPHEMY!!!

how can you taste the steak properly? you keep nasty sauce!
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

I'll still be able to taste the steak, it'll be lovely.
As will the sauce. It's pretty much brandy, worcester sauce, mustard and cream.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)

the only thing i put on steak
is a bit of salt and pepper. i love blue steak, it's too tasty for sauce interference.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)

I'm in the mood for a repost
Say his name in the mirror three times....

(Enditallnow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

superb
shoppage 0% seams 100% semens
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)