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( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)

SHINY
SPACE

KNOB
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)

COCK SPACESHIP
I'bm certain that the little shite in flight of the navigator flies around in one too
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

COCKSHIP?

( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)

GIVE A MAN A STRONG COCKSHIP
AND HE'LL MASTER THE SALTY SEA!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

nice nob.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

The original I worked off was a novelty cake pan:
which seems pretty popular judging by the images of folks holding them on Flickr... Penis Pan
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)

i want one of them, to give to my mum.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

I've clciked I like this
on the proviso that it doesn't make me gay
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

why worry, it's not going to change anything....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

yes.
but you might darling.


*fucksticks*
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)

I reckon I could turn any gay guy straight and any straight bird lez.
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

find a bi person
put them into a permenant state of flux, then stand with your crotch near them as they vibrate in indecision.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)

there are no bisexual women, simply attention seeking straight women*
there are no bisexual men, just confused gay guys.**

*I don't doubt this for a second.
**True in my experience, but I don't know in general.

EDIT:
don't like my serious, narrow minded statements? :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)

strange beliefs.
Bowie's a confused gay guy?
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

I think they're both said as jokes. (yes, im not being serious)
although out of at least half a dozen supposedly bi women I know. NONE of them stuck by their women OR EVEN HAD a female sexual partner. and two of them are the biggest (slightly ironic) annoying whores I have met.

and bowie is clearly a very very very confused gay guy, he's been married how many times?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

atleast no man's been found in his pool
filled with a seamen with an sphincter with damage comparable to having a brick shoved in it or maybe an american football.

/bowie is not michael barrymore blog
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)

obviously, he wasn't the goatse guy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)

I have a strong suspicion neither is Barrymore, regarding that event,
but these days, I have no idea how anyone can ever know anymore...
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)

Not always true IME, true bi does exist, but it is rare,
most lean a bit to one side and any bi can settle with one sex and forget about the other if they wanna it seems.
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

do I need to put a big banner that says 'sarcasam lol'

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

I don't mind if it was or wasn't meant serious,
I was just joinin in the conversation...
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

You're Austrailian
right?

just a thought, as we were making narrow minded statements.
( Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

oh deary me, people seem to forget this is a humour website.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

apologies, if I miss interpreted
what you said as being more serious than it was intended, but that's the way it reads.
( Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

probably my fault, I can't convey sarcasm online very well
It's gotten me in trouble before...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

That's what these are for: ;)
Ya cunt! :)
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

indeed, you'd have thought I'd have learned by now eh
:S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

it was the
asterisks, that suggested these were your own thoughts.
( Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

the footnotes are my experience, the one's involving the females involve a (bitterish) experience.
I feel a lot of sympathy for the confused bloke I know.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)

I wouldn't put money on that...

( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)

re: your sig.
that'd be a very long song.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

Sometimes, it seems that way...

( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

yes it's a pretty safe bet to back against me.
for obvious reasons.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)

???
Ok...
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

to late
it's made you spacegay!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooo!
I'm gay on and off every time I press the spacebar?
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)

yes, and even moreso during epic space battles

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

am I bi if it ends in a draw?

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)

Would this be the re-imagining that Keannu fcuking Reeves is starring in?
The Day The Earth Went Gay?

It would certainly be a convincing way to demonstrate your super powers...
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

Hang on a minute
That sounds like a challenge suggestion to me.
We've done "If the world was run by kittens" and "If the world was run by women" but we haven't done the Gheys!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

Oh good lord spare me,
I dread to think how that would go.

Mind you, I could have fun with that from the other side of the coin, straight clubs and such, straight pride, and I dread to think how reproduction would be managed, chortle...
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

a step up from the sexray in flesh gordon by any means.

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

Haha!
I own that movie n love it! :D
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

1 and 2?

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

Lordy no,
the sequel I saw once and have done my best to forget...
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)

NOB!
click
:)
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)

METALLICOCK
.
(beemoh, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)

ROBOCOCK!

/ac
( mediocre I am not strange, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

haha
nice
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

hahahaah . How insightful!
excellent cockship
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

Hahaha
Nice one

I am hungover, what do I need




( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

I specified other......
3 xBacon, 2 x fried egg (runny) 2 x pork links, 2 x square sausage , tattie scone, mushrooms, fruit slice,grilled tomato, 2 x slice of toast (buttered), wee bit of brown sauce, wee bit of tomato sauce and beans (optional as far as i'm concerned). Big pot of tea
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

Oh man that sounds delicious!
I think I will pop down the co-op and buy ingredients for a frying
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

A fried brekky or a bacon and egg sarnie are lovely for the morning after,
mmmmmmm, egg sarnie... *looks at kitchen*
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

Curry sandwhich
....that or the sheer offaltastic joy of the haggis and black pudding bap, with brown sauce of course
(Meanderthal has neon grey eyes, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)

I'm hungry now.
I want that just without no mushrooms or beans and coffee instead of tea.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)

other: More booze and a large doner with garlic sauce

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)

saucy!
haha! nice one Wil! :D
( sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)

klaatu barrada knobto

( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)

As mentioned above
Shiny space knob!

I like*. Nicely done

*The picture, not shiny space knobs
( Sheep!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)